Here’s what we know and don’t know about Don Trump’s 3rd wife:
FACTS (we think):
- Born in 1970 in Slovenia as Melanija Knavs
- Her father was a car salesman and communist party member; her mother worked as a children’s clothing
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The Narrative
A – America is failing, big time. We used to be great but not anymore. We don’t win anymore. We are being passed up by every other country (not that I follow them) and we just let illegal immigrants run … Read the rest
Donald Trump or Kid’s Book?
Funny find by John Oliver — a kid’s book about a kid running for president who sounds very familiar:
C’mon Donathan, do the right thing and drop out! If not you’ll either be a huge loser or the most horrifyingly … Read the rest
Says Who? Trump’s Denial of Fact
Trump Math™ is coming any day now. Watch this dolt try to defend and represent Trump on CNN:
Says who? [3 second pause]
Polls.
Which ones?
Every one. [5 second pause]
Classic!
Gotta love how Trump uses #PeopleAreSaying all … Read the rest
TrumpTV Picks Up Speed
It’s hard being Nostradamus!
At the end of this fascinating clip of truth denial amongst friends, the FoxNews moron Greg Gutfield finally catches up with me.
Side note – the gaydar went off on Gutfeld years ago, so I … Read the rest
The Presidential Reality Show
Trump Unhinged 2016!
#PeopleAreSaying that Trump farted and killed Santa Claus.
That’s messed up man, Santa was a good dude.
Well it’s playing out as anticipated by nearly all of us…. Trump’s getting crazier by the day, and his cult … Read the rest
TrumpTV, not President Trump
Don John will drop out, call the election rigged, and launch his own TV network.
I’ve been posting this for months on various comment boards, and with my prediction record for Trump at about 15-1 I’m feeling good about … Read the rest
This Election is 2MERICA – Donny and Ivanka Edition
? Crazy times, friends.
Trump actually is a perfect movie bad guy. He’s got the TV history, he’s got the endless stories of narcissism and pure phoniness just dripping off him.
He also can comp you 4 days/3 nights in … Read the rest
Blue Collar Billionaires
There’s no such thing.
This showboat dickhead lives in golden towers, in a gold-encrusted apartment, and sits on furniture with golden threading. Every bit of his life has been cheating, loopholing, and leveraging the silver spoon he was born with.… Read the rest
Cleveland’s Finest Hour Was Donald Trump’s Darkest
I don’t know about it being Cleveland’s finest hour — remember 1.5 million peaceful people celebrating together? — but this former editor of the PD gets it about right:
http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/07/clevelands_finest_hour_was_don.html
… Convention Trainwreck
Double-down.
It’s a favorite tactic of THE DON.
Like a 5 year old caught breaking the rules, THE DON has to lie.
Like a 5 year old asked why he broke the rules, THE DON has to lie about a … Read the rest
Oh Melanija
Nice looking woman. Seems polite and well mannered. Don’t know much else about her that I can really trust.
Plagurism for your first public speech is a bad idea.
Plagiarising Michelle Obama’s convention speech is downright stupid.
Trump’s outfit is … Read the rest
Don The Con Attacking Judges
The fun continues — Trump’s antics are driving the republicans crazy. He’s indefensible, leaving their defenses as pretty entertaining internet stuff.
Donald thinks judges of Mexican or Muslim descent can’t be impartial to him.
Judges of human descent can’t be … Read the rest
John Miller, John Barron, and Donald Drumpf
1 of those is a real person.
This guy is a psychopath. Read the full transcript of a John Miller call here.
Check out the parts about him being called by all the beautiful women, you know, all … Read the rest
Drumpf Regret
Well that ended quicker than I thought. Cruz and Kasich drop and Don has the republican nomination.
It’s up to Hillary to save us from this nightmare:
That should be fun. I really still can’t see most mainstream republicans … Read the rest
Trump The Serial Pussy Hounding Creep
Wow the Republicans are fucked – they don’t even know half of the dirt they get with donny.
The archives are just opening into the fascinatingly horrible life he has made for himself. Money just can’t buy you love or … Read the rest
The Tangerine Huckster
This guy nails it – Drumpf is coming apart at the seams. His Reality TV haterade works but hopefully not on a majority of americans. His latest fuckup was around abortion – saying women who have abortions would have to … Read the rest
Unsharp Image
This actually happened a few weeks ago. I just had to post more and more pictures to make sure that no one forgets that this happened.
The republican front-runner held a press conference in front of cases of products bearing … Read the rest