Funny stuff, and close to accurate, which in turn makes it scary.
Current Events
Apple Is Fighting For Our Digital Future
The FBI is doing a criminal investigation on a mass murder committed by americans. Some call it a terrorist attack, some don’t. Either way it’s a high profile case for the Obama justice department.
The couple that committed the crimes … Read the rest
Draft Dodging Bastards
The most republican thing about Donny Drumpf is his draft avoidance. Seems the guys that talk the toughest are the biggest weasels, as usual.
Dick Cheney: “I can’t go to army, daddy! I’ll go to college, get married, and start … Read the rest
Mein Drumpf
He has studied. He can read both words and people. He is not foolish.
Demagogue. Look it up if you don’t know the word.
The body language is the same. The slogans similar. The crowd control identical.
The argument is … Read the rest
Louis CK On Trump
Louie just went on a long rant about donny and what’s going on out there in his fan email list. As usual he nails it 100%, down to the last excruciatingly personal detail about how we are all feeding … Read the rest
Fox News Paid For By Fracking
FoxNews is a trip these days. The republican party is split and they are stuck in the middle of it. Ratings are up and every single commercial break is the energy industry – shale fracking in particular – taking over … Read the rest
The Kids React To Donny Drumpf
Thank god these kids see through the act. I ran across a group of kids spouting Trump sayings last week and I wanted to take them to their parents and be like ‘what the fuck!?!’
It’s amazing – the GOP … Read the rest
For Now I’ll Just Leave It At That
Ryan will be the nominee. I’ve been saying it for weeks.
The speaker of the house spoke out today. He carries with him the fear that trump-mania won’t translate down ticket. Drumpf might be a singular media force that … Read the rest
Donny Drumpf Kicks Out Black Students Standing Silently
Donny Drumpf goes to speak at a college in Georgia. Students show up to hear what he has to say.
A group of 15+ students show up wearing mostly black and go to their seats. They are african-american. Once they … Read the rest
Make Donald Drumpf Again
John Oliver takes down Trump. It’s too easy.
The Drumpf’s changed it to Trump. Donny is full of gas.
Make Donald Drumpf Again
#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
I’m gonna get me one of those hats.
… What’s That Sound What’s That Sound?
Is it Freekbass gettin’ down?
I don’t think so.
Not funky enough.
It’s an unknown sound disrupting an Oregon town and it has experts stumped.
It’s a high-pitched squeal almost like a boiling tea kettle or crazy flute, has … Read the rest
About Uber
I like progress. I like convenience. I like affordable services. I like apps. I like technology when it is used to take some of the toil out of life.
With that said, I should like the Uber ride sharing service. … Read the rest
Pro Torture, Pro Deferment Republicans
Donald says he’s pro-torture:
… Read the rest“I said they’re chopping off our heads in the Middle East. They want to kill us. They want to kill us. They want to kill our country. They want to knock out our cities. And don’t
Floating In My Tin Can
Tributize
… February Horserace Update
The horserace is getting interesting now with Valentines Day around the corner. The Republicans are facing armegeddon, the Democrats facing deja-vu.
On the redneck side there’s donny wreaking havoc. He’s bullied his way to the front of the pack, … Read the rest
Ignoring Pussy
Made you click!
Donny just called Teddy a P-U-S-S-Y
Because he doesn’t enjoy torture enough.
On mic, in front of a podium.
Called that man a pussy. For not torturing enough.
Like Donny always does, he hid behind barely-plausible … Read the rest
The Worst Don Moment Yet?
OK this one’s getting creepy – here’s a photo featuring donald the proud papa at one of his resorts with his then-15 year old daughter Ivanka, done for Vanity Fair.
Um. yeah. What’s that saying, you can’t un-see that. Wow. … Read the rest
The Stool Is Dust
A nice explanation of the donald phenomena here – basically he’s smarter than he acts and he’s in no way a conservative. He’s his usual opportunist self, sensing that the GOP was so weak that it was ripe for conquest.… Read the rest