The Day America Left

John Kerry addresses the UN, 2015


The future is about natural resources, just like the past.

Most wars and population shifts are due to natural resources.  History is shaped around them.

I learned this in grade school.


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Part Time Attack Vector

The folks most offended by gangstas got taken by the most obvious one walking.

Part-time worker?

Hourly?

Seasonal?

Less than 100% healthy, aka having pre-existing conditions?

Don the Drumpf is about to make things even more difficult for you.…

Is Trump Psycho, Or Is His Narcissism Too Mean To Be Crazy?


Trump’s mental health?  Does it affect the safety and sanity of our nation?

We know he’s a serial liar. We know he is perhaps the most narcissistic person on the earth. What we are trying to figure out now is …

FuckTrump.com owned by Donald Trump


Donald owns hundreds of anti-Trump domains.

He’s used to being hated.

He’s used to buying his way to popularity.

He’s used to controlling the narrative. So a couple years back he decided to buy up most of the anti-Trump …

President Trump’s First Victims

Our moron in chief can now issue orders to the military. And he did. And it was a disaster.

Mainstream media will ignore this, being totally pistol whipped by Trump’s white house.

This is disgusting and real. America has a …

What Trump Represents

Donald Trump represents the dark side of human nature: ugliness, ignorance and fear.

I cannot support that in any way.

There is no give him a chance.



He’s a horrible person that has built an empire of evil. Our snickering …

Election Post Partum

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Hillary is a good person but usually a stupid politician. She didn’t run a great campaign. but she was status quo and status quo ain’t great.

Trucker Hat + Business Suit 

President Elect Facing Court Dates

May 23, 2005; New York, NY, USA; ; Real estate mogul & TV star DONALD TRUMP at a press conference to announce 'Trump University' which will offer learning programs for business professionals by top scholars held at Trump Tower.  Mandatory Credit: Photo by Dan Herrick/KPA/ZUMA Press. (©) Copyright 2006 by Dan Herrick

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Preciate Ya!

Oh My W is retro already?

Check out how weird it feels to watch Ferrell’s W comment on current events:

Don John The Con

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Donald John Trump is the world’s finest con man.

The tax returns would rip the cover off of his whole scam. He’s all leverage, branding, and pure risk. He makes some money on the way into a deal, but most …

The Trump Tapes

re: Trump Tapes

aka on a bus with that Bush cousin
aka talking shit about women and getting caught
aka admitting assault

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WTF?


I’ve been a part of plenty of locker room talk.

I have verbally piggish friends. I …

The Deluge From Don

As the Trump circus rolls on he’s having major trouble picking up newspaper endorsements, even from reliably conservative editorial boards. I guess when you work in the newspaper business you are less able to stomach that man’s constant lies and …

Schadenfreude August

An oldie but goodie joke updated for Today — Hitler doing his best to support Trump:

Oh Melanija Why Do You Lie?

Voters Go To The Polls In Highly-Contested Midterm Elections

She votes for cleavage


Here’s what we know and don’t know about Don Trump’s 3rd wife:

FACTS (we think):

  • Born in 1970 in Slovenia as Melanija Knavs
  • Her father was a car salesman and communist party member; her mother worked

The Narrative

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A – America is failing, big time. We used to be great but not anymore. We don’t win anymore. We are being passed up by every other country (not that I follow them) and we just let illegal immigrants run …

Donald Trump or Kid’s Book?

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Funny find by John Oliver — a kid’s book about a kid running for president who sounds very familiar:

C’mon Donathan, do the right thing and drop out! If not you’ll either be a huge loser or the most horrifyingly …

Says Who? Trump’s Denial of Fact

Trump Math™ is coming any day now.  Watch this dolt try to defend and represent Trump on CNN:

 

Says who?  [3 second pause]

Polls.

Which ones?

Every one. [5 second pause]

Classic!


Gotta love how Trump uses #PeopleAreSaying all …

TrumpTV Picks Up Speed

It’s hard being Nostradamus!

At the end of this fascinating clip of truth denial amongst friends, the FoxNews moron Greg Gutfield finally catches up with me.

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Side note – the gaydar went off on Gutfeld years ago, so I …

TrumpTV, not President Trump

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Don’s mad he makes ratings with no slice of revenue.

 

Don John will drop out, call the election rigged, and launch his own TV network.

I’ve been posting this for months on various comment boards, and with my prediction …

This Election is 2MERICA – Donny and Ivanka Edition

?  Crazy times, friends.

Trump actually is a perfect movie bad guy. He’s got the TV history, he’s got the endless stories of narcissism and pure phoniness just dripping off him.

Donald Trump (right) meets Ralph Porciani, resort general manager after arriving by helicopter at his Trump Turnberry golf course in Ayrshire, which is hosting the Ricoh Women's British Open.PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday July 30, 2015. The 2016 Republican US presidential candidate is on a two-day visit to Scotland. See PA story POLITICS Trump. Photo credit should read: Jane Barlow/PA Wire

A billionaire liberal asshole in a trucker hat =

Blue Collar Billionaires

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There’s no such thing.

This showboat dickhead lives in golden towers, in a gold-encrusted apartment, and sits on furniture with golden threading. Every bit of his life has been cheating, loopholing, and leveraging the silver spoon he was born with.…

Cleveland’s Finest Hour Was Donald Trump’s Darkest

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I don’t know about it being Cleveland’s finest hour — remember 1.5 million peaceful people celebrating together? — but this former editor of the PD gets it about right:

http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/07/clevelands_finest_hour_was_don.html


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Don The Con Attacking Judges

The fun continues — Trump’s antics are driving the republicans crazy. He’s indefensible, leaving their defenses as pretty entertaining internet stuff.

Donald thinks judges of Mexican or Muslim descent can’t be impartial to him.

Judges of human descent can’t be …

John Miller, John Barron, and Donald Drumpf

Trump as John Miller

1 of those is a real person.

 

This guy is a psychopath. Read the full transcript of a John Miller call here.

Check out the parts about him being called by all the beautiful women, you know, all …

Drumpf Regret

Well that ended quicker than I thought. Cruz and Kasich drop and Don has the republican nomination.

It’s up to Hillary to save us from this nightmare:

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Don is a tired old man and it’s starting to show.

 

That …

The Bathrooms At Drumpf Tower

Uh oh, donny is pivoting to the general election and his most hard-headed ignorant followers are not going to be happy. He’s a New York liberal billionaire who is currently winning the republican nomination due to his brand, his ego, …

The Tangerine Huckster

This guy nails it – Drumpf is coming apart at the seams. His Reality TV haterade works but hopefully not on a majority of americans. His latest fuckup was around abortion – saying women who have abortions would have to …

Unsharp Image

This actually happened a few weeks ago. I just had to post more and more pictures to make sure that no one forgets that this happened.

The republican front-runner held a press conference in front of cases of products bearing …

Cartoon Trump

A small bomb?

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Anyone Want To Help Me Build A Wall?

The Trews So Trews.

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Undercover At A Trump Rally

This brave guy donned a trucker hat and a dumb t-shirt and attended a Trump rally.

It’s no surprise what he found – a mass of fat, uneducated flesh salivating at any pro-wrestling style fake punch that Trump threw.  …

Trump Islands

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Funny stuff, and close to accurate, which in turn makes it scary.

See the whole world through donny’s eyes here.

 …

Draft Dodging Bastards

The most republican thing about Donny Drumpf is his draft avoidance.  Seems the guys that talk the toughest are the biggest weasels, as usual.

Dick Cheney: “I can’t go to army, daddy! I’ll go to college, get married, and start …

Louis CK On Trump

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Louie just went on a long rant about donny and what’s going on out there in his fan email list. As usual he nails it 100%, down to the last excruciatingly personal detail about how we are all feeding …

The Kids React To Donny Drumpf

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Thank god these kids see through the act. I ran across a group of kids spouting Trump sayings last week and I wanted to take them to their parents and be like ‘what the fuck!?!’

It’s amazing – the GOP …

Friendly Fascism

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Great stuff – predicting the future in 1991:


The underrated progressive, hard to photograph 90's band Consolidated.

The underrated progressive, hard to photograph 90’s band Consolidated.

 

Reminds me of the O’Jays song Where Did We Go Wrong?


Good thing Consolidated leader Adam Shelburne is still doing music, now …

For Now I’ll Just Leave It At That

Ryan will be the nominee. I’ve been saying it for weeks.


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The speaker of the house spoke out today. He carries with him the fear that trump-mania won’t translate down ticket. Drumpf might be a singular media force that …

Donny Drumpf Kicks Out Black Students Standing Silently

Donny Drumpf goes to speak at a college in Georgia. Students show up to hear what he has to say.

A group of 15+ students show up wearing mostly black and go to their seats. They are african-american. Once they …

Make Donald Drumpf Again

John Oliver takes down Trump. It’s too easy.

The Drumpf’s changed it to Trump.  Donny is full of gas.

Make Donald Drumpf Again

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

I’m gonna get me one of those hats.


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February Horserace Update

The horserace is getting interesting now with Valentines Day around the corner. The Republicans are facing armegeddon, the Democrats facing deja-vu.


 

On the redneck side there’s donny wreaking havoc. He’s bullied his way to the front of the pack, …

Ignoring Pussy

Made you click!


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Donny just called Teddy a P-U-S-S-Y

Because he doesn’t enjoy torture enough.

On mic, in front of a podium.

Called that man a pussy. For not torturing enough.

Like Donny always does, he hid behind barely-plausible …

The Stool Is Dust

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A nice explanation of the donald phenomena here – basically he’s smarter than he acts and he’s in no way a conservative. He’s his usual opportunist self, sensing that the GOP was so weak that it was ripe for conquest.…

Crushing Donald

Oh Stephen, why do this editing to us? Perfection.

Stephen on Donald: An impressive list of no information.…

Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar

Is this the one? Is this the one you love?  Go don!

don! don! don!


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Diabolic Personality Alert

TRUMPHAT

Just another billionaire in a trucker hat.


 

Why does Trump resonate with people? Are they all idiots addicted to reality TV and insultingly simple answers to complex problems? Are they all xenophobic racists?

I just can’t figure it out. …

Trump And The Narcissistic Christians

Outstanding piece explaining why a man like Donald Trump is actually polling well with so-called evangelical christians, even though he has no outward connection to them and should, at first glance, truly offend them.

He doesn’t. They seem drawn to …

Killer Bern

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Rapper Killer Mike (Mike Render) invited senator and candidate Bernie Sanders to his barbershop for a frank discussion about America 2015. They recorded it and it provides a good look at who Sanders is and how his message resonates even …

Trump Has No Schlong

This donald would be entertaining if he didn’t have millions of maniacs believing his every nonsensical utterance. Now they are shouting Nazi slogans, they are shouting down protesters and neutrals, roughing people up, getting scary.  Walking right down the path …

Racists For Trump

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Why the sour look? Afraid your country is being taken over by outsiders?

Initially it was just the hype lovers. The bombast believers. The louder the better. The simple message. The common sense that doesn’t add up. Anti-intellectual of W …

How To Best Close Up The Internet?

If a President Trump decides we need to “close up the internet in some way” like Candidate Trump wishes, is it even possible?

[Someone not to ask is Sarah Palin. She’s gotta be steaming mad that Trump stole her act.]…

Ban Trump

Boy what a disaster. Trump’s implosion into full hater mode is entertaining for TV but disastrous for America’s beaten-down reputation.


Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks during the 2016 Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Candidates Forum in Washington, DC, December 3, 2015. AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB / AFP / SAUL LOEB


 

First off, Trump does business all over the world. He owns properties all over, including in many countries …

American Fascism Takes Off

America has it’s own overt fascism and it’s taking off like wildfire.


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Two men who used nationalism, marketing, a weak democracy and complicitly crooked corporations to steer their countries into disaster.


Close the borders. Build walls. Deport illegals immediately. Rescind …

Superman vs. Republicans

The man of steel, a Cleveland creation, talking 65 years into the future directly to the Republicans:

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 …

Make America Great Again

Hahahahahahahaha.  I could keep going.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha. OK.


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Stupid republicans, fall for anything. Trump is a brand and an entertainer, no more. A blowhard. A fool.

Vote for me, I make things great!  I live in a golden apartment tower!…

The Wall

Most of the people in the united states illegally did not walk across the mexican desert to get here.

This simple fact is continually ignored by Republicans. They don’t like facts.


 


 

Any kind of serious immigration reform isn’t …

Dr. Carson Goes Full Cain

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This Dr. Ben Carson is a curious fellow. I smell con-artist of the highest order.

Many people give “doctors” a complete free pass. They elevate them, due to the assumptions about their method of making a living, into a saintly …

Biff Trump


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So true. A rich blowhard that does whatever he wants by shouting about what a loser everyone else is. He answers to no one, accepts no logic or premise, has no obvious intelligence or skills, just lots of money and …

Hucka Please

Republican candidate Mike Huckabee tweeting during the Dem debate last night:

OK. Republican candidate’s very next tweet …

Feared By The People

Trump Tweets

Sing it, sing it!

Surviving At The Top With Donald Trump

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/17/20-times-donald-trump-has-changed-his-mind-since-june/

Ouch. The Washington Post does a bit of simple journalism to nail the donald on his obvious bullshittery.

He is making it up as he goes like a reality TV star does. He’s playing this game well, bullying …

Redstate Ridiculousness

The republican blog RedState made news the other day when they rescinded their invitation to Donald Trump to speak at their event meeting the Republican hopefuls.

RedState did this based on his exchange with Meghan Kelly about women, and more …

Trump Trump Trump Trumps Your Trump

This is priceless. I hope Donald Trump stays in the Republican race as long as possible!

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This is a pretty despicable man, famous for his wealth, his bombast, his ridiculous hair, and his inability to stop self-promoting.

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He is the …

Facebook Siding With Turkish Government To Limit Opposition?

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Reports out of Turkey are claiming that Facebook has sided with the Turkish government and are enacting pro-government policies including blocking discussion groups about Kurdish independence and banning users that insult the current Turkish president or his policies towards theKurds. …

Stewart’s Daily Show Coming To An End

For 17 years Jon Stewart has given much of late night America their politics and culture in a groundbreaking comedy format. The Daily Show was uniquely funny and timely like very few other formats, and the gamut of guests kept …

North Korea Calls Obama a Monkey, Again

The cray crays in North Korea are cracking me up. Like the average american white guy on Facebook these days, they can’t keep their racist opinions to themselves anymore.

I’m sure you have heard by now that the latest Seth …