Noah Versus Cleveland

Joakim is at it again, talking smack about Cleveland. Everything he says gets posted online and the comments just pile on. Got me thinking….

Cleveland’s economy sucks because before everything was made in China, it was made in places like Cleveland. The factories of Cleveland built the USA and helped win World War II.

That means that without Cleveland, the french side of Noah’s family might be speaking German. Show some respect. Besides, you play for Chicago, the murder capital of the USA, so leave the beautiful and proud city of Cleveland out of your mouth or I’ll get Cardale!

Oh and don’t throw stuff at athletes, that’s never cool. No matter how dickish they are.