TrumpTV, not President Trump
Don John will drop out, call the election rigged, and launch his own TV network.
I’ve been posting this for months on various comment boards, and with my prediction record for Trump at about 15-1 I’m feeling good about this one.
What will be on TrumpTV? I’m sure there will be plenty of commercials for Trump products — cufflinks, steaks, board games, wine, ties, modeling schools, get rich seminars, penis enlargement, women’s shoes, etc..
There will also be many commercials for Trump University (since renamed) and plenty of shots of his properties. Wrestlers leg syndrome. Apple Pie in Golden Pans!
Placebo syndrome.
I expect some sort of news element, outdoing Fox News with more sexism, more sex, and more utterly retarded points of view.
Naked News?
Rumors are circulating that he could buy Oprah’s struggling network, or some other existing media company and just do what he always does – rebrand.
See, Don hasn’t built anything from scratch since the 80’s unless it’s a pyramid scheme or infomercial.
The new TRUMPTV™ might even have it’s own version of The Apprentice, regardless if NBC sues. Don doesn’t mind being sued, or suing. This man has 3500 active lawsuits!
The scary man with the short fingers does not want to be president. No 70 year old billionaire should want to be president.
Prez is alot of hard work and compromise and representing all of america, not just the parts you agree with.
Update – here’s Penn Jillette talking about Donald and his reality show: