Lawlessness In The White House


Before the election, FBI Director James Comey was well respected, and more recently attacked, by both sides of the aisle.

Being a Washington veteran had dabbled him in politics when forced, but overall his reputation was that of a no-nonsense …

The Day America Left

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The future is about natural resources, just like the past.

Most wars and population shifts are due to natural resources.  History is shaped around them.

I learned this in grade school.


A major US

Impeach or Arrest?

A US President can fire the Director of the FBI for almost anything.

In fact, there’s really only one thing the President can’t fire the Director of the FBI for: investigating the president.

And this is exactly what Donny did.…

Trump the Pussy Goes After Teenager Cat Site


Fuck Donald Trump. His lawyers have given the cease and desist to a teenager who made a website where you can use cat paws to scratch donald’s face.

We’ve mentioned how he already owns most negative domains with his name.…

The Ivanka Exception


Lying liars lie. Trump is a family built on lies.

What? Ivanka gets all her stuff made in China?  We knew that, right?

How about blatant profit from the Presidency?  Russia as our #1 ally?

Is anyone even home on …

Trump’s Deflection Shows More Weakness


This is a sad, flailing man. Even his supporters have taken to full flights of fantasy to justify his actions. If you aren’t on his payroll you see the man is a total buffoon.

His latest mouth poop claims that …

Part Time Attack Vector

The folks most offended by gangstas got taken by the most obvious one walking.

Part-time worker?

Hourly?

Seasonal?

Less than 100% healthy, aka having pre-existing conditions?

Don the Drumpf is about to make things even more difficult for you.…

Is Trump Psycho, Or Is His Narcissism Too Mean To Be Crazy?


Trump’s mental health?  Does it affect the safety and sanity of our nation?

We know he’s a serial liar. We know he is perhaps the most narcissistic person on the earth. What we are trying to figure out now is …

Derps Crack In The Face Of Nonsense

Derp. FoxNews having to report on the Trump administration’s war on logic, and the press that attempts to determine it.

I expect you won’t see that dude on Fox for very much longer. I bet they are hiring his replacement …

Trump Verses Nordstroms


In yet another example of why this maniac should not be in the oval office – the president of the united states just attacked a major US retailer for not carrying his daughters purses and shoes.

The retailer shuffles …

FuckTrump.com owned by Donald Trump


Donald owns hundreds of anti-Trump domains.

He’s used to being hated.

He’s used to buying his way to popularity.

He’s used to controlling the narrative. So a couple years back he decided to buy up most of the anti-Trump …

President Trump’s First Victims

Our moron in chief can now issue orders to the military. And he did. And it was a disaster.

Mainstream media will ignore this, being totally pistol whipped by Trump’s white house.

This is disgusting and real. America has a …

What Trump Represents

Donald Trump represents the dark side of human nature: ugliness, ignorance and fear.

I cannot support that in any way.

There is no give him a chance.



He’s a horrible person that has built an empire of evil. Our snickering …

Election Post Partum

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Hillary is a good person but usually a stupid politician. She didn’t run a great campaign. but she was status quo and status quo ain’t great.

Trucker Hat + Business Suit 

Why The Clinton’s Were Trumped

The Double Down lie. Triple down. Whatever is next. Keep lying and change the subject.

Enough lies to drown any single truth.

Project exactly what you are doing (and want to hide) onto your competitor. Blame them outright and aggressively. …

Don John The Con As President Elect

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a news conference, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2015, in Dubuque, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)


We’ve entered nickname land. The nickname masters have taken over america, it’s all republican childish name calling all the time now.

Gotta play along for a bit at least, until the President’s lawyers sue me, or John Miller gives me …

Trump University Graduated Melania Twice!

Our american con man president elect Don John decided on Friday to settle one of the many lawsuits against him – this one for “Trump University” — for $25 million!

That’s right – he paid $25 million to SETTLE — …

The Triangle Hand Thing

Lots of people I dislike pose with their hands in a triangle, open, making a point.

It’s almost like praying but it’s scheming, planning, tricking.

I don’t know what this means but I will be keeping an eye on it.…

The Day The Con Ends

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It’s finally here. Everyone take a breath, take a few walks today, pet the dog plenty… remain calm.

Go vote if you haven’t already – long lines reported everywhere. Broken machines, confusion… Voter suppression at it’s finest.

Damn those millennials …

Don John The Con

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Donald John Trump is the world’s finest con man.

The tax returns would rip the cover off of his whole scam. He’s all leverage, branding, and pure risk. He makes some money on the way into a deal, but most …

The Trump Tapes

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aka on a bus with that Bush cousin
aka talking shit about women and getting caught
aka admitting assault

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WTF?


I’ve been a part of plenty of locker room talk.

I have verbally piggish friends. I …

The Deluge From Don

As the Trump circus rolls on he’s having major trouble picking up newspaper endorsements, even from reliably conservative editorial boards. I guess when you work in the newspaper business you are less able to stomach that man’s constant lies and …

Expensive Suits

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Here’s the younger model of TRUMP! speaking the new coded nonsense word salad.

About 2 minutes in he starts flailing as the local reporter asks about the scam Trump Foundation, the scam Trump University, and the countless other scams probably …

The First Presidential Non-Debate

Astonishing. They agree to a forum with veterans and the armed forces, but they won’t be on the stage at the same time. The rules are that you should not talk about your opponent, only your plans.  They flip a …

Modern Day Slavery

A must read from Mother Jones magazine. Former Trump Model Management clients speak about lying to immigration officials, working illegally and being exploited by Trump.

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More former employees are speaking up against The Don


 

Makes me wonder if …

Schadenfreude August

An oldie but goodie joke updated for Today — Hitler doing his best to support Trump:

Oh Melanija Why Do You Lie?

Voters Go To The Polls In Highly-Contested Midterm Elections

She votes for cleavage


Here’s what we know and don’t know about Don Trump’s 3rd wife:

FACTS (we think):

  • Born in 1970 in Slovenia as Melanija Knavs
  • Her father was a car salesman and communist party member; her mother worked

The Narrative

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A – America is failing, big time. We used to be great but not anymore. We don’t win anymore. We are being passed up by every other country (not that I follow them) and we just let illegal immigrants run …

Donald Trump or Kid’s Book?

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Funny find by John Oliver — a kid’s book about a kid running for president who sounds very familiar:

C’mon Donathan, do the right thing and drop out! If not you’ll either be a huge loser or the most horrifyingly …

Says Who? Trump’s Denial of Fact

Trump Math™ is coming any day now.  Watch this dolt try to defend and represent Trump on CNN:

 

Says who?  [3 second pause]

Polls.

Which ones?

Every one. [5 second pause]

Classic!


Gotta love how Trump uses #PeopleAreSaying all …

TrumpTV Picks Up Speed

It’s hard being Nostradamus!

At the end of this fascinating clip of truth denial amongst friends, the FoxNews moron Greg Gutfield finally catches up with me.

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Side note – the gaydar went off on Gutfeld years ago, so I …

The Presidential Reality Show

Trump Unhinged 2016!

#PeopleAreSaying that Trump farted and killed Santa Claus.

That’s messed up man, Santa was a good dude.


Well it’s playing out as anticipated by nearly all of us…. Trump’s getting crazier by the day, and his cult …

TrumpTV, not President Trump

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Don’s mad he makes ratings with no slice of revenue.

 

Don John will drop out, call the election rigged, and launch his own TV network.

I’ve been posting this for months on various comment boards, and with my prediction …

This Election is 2MERICA – Donny and Ivanka Edition

?  Crazy times, friends.

Trump actually is a perfect movie bad guy. He’s got the TV history, he’s got the endless stories of narcissism and pure phoniness just dripping off him.

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A billionaire liberal asshole in a trucker hat =

Blue Collar Billionaires

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There’s no such thing.

This showboat dickhead lives in golden towers, in a gold-encrusted apartment, and sits on furniture with golden threading. Every bit of his life has been cheating, loopholing, and leveraging the silver spoon he was born with.…

Cleveland’s Finest Hour Was Donald Trump’s Darkest

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I don’t know about it being Cleveland’s finest hour — remember 1.5 million peaceful people celebrating together? — but this former editor of the PD gets it about right:

http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/07/clevelands_finest_hour_was_don.html


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Convention Trainwreck

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Double-down.

It’s a favorite tactic of THE DON.

Like a 5 year old caught breaking the rules, THE DON has to lie.

Like a 5 year old asked why he broke the rules, THE DON has to lie about a …

Oh Melanija

Nice looking woman. Seems polite and well mannered. Don’t know much else about her that I can really trust.

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This is not photoshop. This is Don’s woman on Don’t plane shooting imaginary bad guys in her underwear. This is what

Don The Con Attacking Judges

The fun continues — Trump’s antics are driving the republicans crazy. He’s indefensible, leaving their defenses as pretty entertaining internet stuff.

Donald thinks judges of Mexican or Muslim descent can’t be impartial to him.

Judges of human descent can’t be …

John Miller, John Barron, and Donald Drumpf

Trump as John Miller

1 of those is a real person.

 

This guy is a psychopath. Read the full transcript of a John Miller call here.

Check out the parts about him being called by all the beautiful women, you know, all …

Drumpf Regret

Well that ended quicker than I thought. Cruz and Kasich drop and Don has the republican nomination.

It’s up to Hillary to save us from this nightmare:

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Don is a tired old man and it’s starting to show.

 

That …

Trump The Serial Pussy Hounding Creep

Wow the Republicans are fucked – they don’t even know half of the dirt they get with donny.

The archives are just opening into the fascinatingly horrible life he has made for himself. Money just can’t buy you love or …

The Tangerine Huckster

This guy nails it – Drumpf is coming apart at the seams. His Reality TV haterade works but hopefully not on a majority of americans. His latest fuckup was around abortion – saying women who have abortions would have to …

Unsharp Image

This actually happened a few weeks ago. I just had to post more and more pictures to make sure that no one forgets that this happened.

The republican front-runner held a press conference in front of cases of products bearing …

Cartoon Trump

A small bomb?

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Anyone Want To Help Me Build A Wall?

The Trews So Trews.

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Undercover At A Trump Rally

This brave guy donned a trucker hat and a dumb t-shirt and attended a Trump rally.

It’s no surprise what he found – a mass of fat, uneducated flesh salivating at any pro-wrestling style fake punch that Trump threw.  …

Trump Islands

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Funny stuff, and close to accurate, which in turn makes it scary.

See the whole world through donny’s eyes here.

 …

Mein Drumpf

He has studied. He can read both words and people. He is not foolish.

Demagogue. Look it up if you don’t know the word.

The body language is the same. The slogans similar. The crowd control identical.

The argument is …

Louis CK On Trump

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Louie just went on a long rant about donny and what’s going on out there in his fan email list. As usual he nails it 100%, down to the last excruciatingly personal detail about how we are all feeding …

The Kids React To Donny Drumpf

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Thank god these kids see through the act. I ran across a group of kids spouting Trump sayings last week and I wanted to take them to their parents and be like ‘what the fuck!?!’

It’s amazing – the GOP …

Donny Drumpf Kicks Out Black Students Standing Silently

Donny Drumpf goes to speak at a college in Georgia. Students show up to hear what he has to say.

A group of 15+ students show up wearing mostly black and go to their seats. They are african-american. Once they …

Make Donald Drumpf Again

John Oliver takes down Trump. It’s too easy.

The Drumpf’s changed it to Trump.  Donny is full of gas.

Make Donald Drumpf Again

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

I’m gonna get me one of those hats.


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Pro Torture, Pro Deferment Republicans

Donny says he’s pro-torture:

“I said they’re chopping off our heads in the Middle East. They want to kill us. They want to kill us. They want to kill our country. They want to knock out our cities. And don’t

February Horserace Update

The horserace is getting interesting now with Valentines Day around the corner. The Republicans are facing armegeddon, the Democrats facing deja-vu.


 

On the redneck side there’s donny wreaking havoc. He’s bullied his way to the front of the pack, …

Ignoring Pussy

Made you click!


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Donny just called Teddy a P-U-S-S-Y

Because he doesn’t enjoy torture enough.

On mic, in front of a podium.

Called that man a pussy. For not torturing enough.

Like Donny always does, he hid behind barely-plausible …

The Worst Don Moment Yet?

OK this one’s getting creepy – here’s a photo featuring donald the proud papa at one of his resorts with his then-15 year old daughter Ivanka, done for Vanity Fair.

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Um. yeah. What’s that saying, you can’t un-see that. Wow. …

The Stool Is Dust

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A nice explanation of the donald phenomena here – basically he’s smarter than he acts and he’s in no way a conservative. He’s his usual opportunist self, sensing that the GOP was so weak that it was ripe for conquest.…

Crushing Donald

Oh Stephen, why do this editing to us? Perfection.

Stephen on Donald: An impressive list of no information.…

Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar

Is this the one? Is this the one you love?  Go don!

don! don! don!


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Diabolic Personality Alert

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Just another billionaire in a trucker hat.


 

Why does Trump resonate with people? Are they all idiots addicted to reality TV and insultingly simple answers to complex problems? Are they all xenophobic racists?

I just can’t figure it out. …

Trump And The Narcissistic Christians

Outstanding piece explaining why a man like Donald Trump is actually polling well with so-called evangelical christians, even though he has no outward connection to them and should, at first glance, truly offend them.

He doesn’t. They seem drawn to …

Trump Has No Schlong

This donald would be entertaining if he didn’t have millions of maniacs believing his every nonsensical utterance. Now they are shouting Nazi slogans, they are shouting down protesters and neutrals, roughing people up, getting scary.  Walking right down the path …

Racists For Trump

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Why the sour look? Afraid your country is being taken over by outsiders?

Initially it was just the hype lovers. The bombast believers. The louder the better. The simple message. The common sense that doesn’t add up. Anti-intellectual of W …

How To Best Close Up The Internet?

If a President Trump decides we need to “close up the internet in some way” like Candidate Trump wishes, is it even possible?

[Someone not to ask is Sarah Palin. She’s gotta be steaming mad that Trump stole her act.]…

Ban Trump

Boy what a disaster. Trump’s implosion into full hater mode is entertaining for TV but disastrous for America’s beaten-down reputation.


Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks during the 2016 Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Candidates Forum in Washington, DC, December 3, 2015. AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB / AFP / SAUL LOEB


 

First off, Trump does business all over the world. He owns properties all over, including in many countries …