Trump Treason?

Boom goes the dynamite.

Where there is smoke there is fire. Light it up!



Don Trump Jr. just admitted that during the election he met with a Russian lawyer claiming to have dirt on Hillary. This could be treason.

He …

Impeach or Arrest?

A US President can fire the Director of the FBI for almost anything.

In fact, there’s really only one thing the President can’t fire the Director of the FBI for: investigating the president.

And this is exactly what Donny did.…

Trump the Pussy Goes After Teenager Cat Site


Fuck Donald Trump. His lawyers have given the cease and desist to a teenager who made a website where you can use cat paws to scratch donald’s face.

We’ve mentioned how he already owns most negative domains with his name.…

The Ivanka Exception


Lying liars lie. Trump is a family built on lies.

What? Ivanka gets all her stuff made in China?  We knew that, right?

How about blatant profit from the Presidency?  Russia as our #1 ally?

Is anyone even home on …

Trump’s Deflection Shows More Weakness


This is a sad, flailing man. Even his supporters have taken to full flights of fantasy to justify his actions. If you aren’t on his payroll you see the man is a total buffoon.

His latest mouth poop claims that …

Part Time Attack Vector

The folks most offended by gangstas got taken by the most obvious one walking.

Part-time worker?

Hourly?

Seasonal?

Less than 100% healthy, aka having pre-existing conditions?

Don the Drumpf is about to make things even more difficult for you.…

Is Trump Psycho, Or Is His Narcissism Too Mean To Be Crazy?


Trump’s mental health?  Does it affect the safety and sanity of our nation?

We know he’s a serial liar. We know he is perhaps the most narcissistic person on the earth. What we are trying to figure out now is …

Trump Verses Nordstroms


In yet another example of why this maniac should not be in the oval office – the president of the united states just attacked a major US retailer for not carrying his daughters purses and shoes.

The retailer shuffles …

FuckTrump.com owned by Donald Trump


Donald owns hundreds of anti-Trump domains.

He’s used to being hated.

He’s used to buying his way to popularity.

He’s used to controlling the narrative. So a couple years back he decided to buy up most of the anti-Trump …

What Trump Represents

Donald Trump represents the dark side of human nature: ugliness, ignorance and fear.

I cannot support that in any way.

There is no give him a chance.



He’s a horrible person that has built an empire of evil. Our snickering …

Election Post Partum

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Hillary is a good person but usually a stupid politician. She didn’t run a great campaign. but she was status quo and status quo ain’t great.

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The Triangle Hand Thing

Lots of people I dislike pose with their hands in a triangle, open, making a point.

It’s almost like praying but it’s scheming, planning, tricking.

I don’t know what this means but I will be keeping an eye on it.…

Preciate Ya!

Oh My W is retro already?

Check out how weird it feels to watch Ferrell’s W comment on current events:

Don John The Con

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Donald John Trump is the world’s finest con man.

The tax returns would rip the cover off of his whole scam. He’s all leverage, branding, and pure risk. He makes some money on the way into a deal, but most …

Schadenfreude August

An oldie but goodie joke updated for Today — Hitler doing his best to support Trump:

Oh Melanija Why Do You Lie?

Voters Go To The Polls In Highly-Contested Midterm Elections

She votes for cleavage


Here’s what we know and don’t know about Don Trump’s 3rd wife:

FACTS (we think):

  • Born in 1970 in Slovenia as Melanija Knavs
  • Her father was a car salesman and communist party member; her mother worked

Donald Trump or Kid’s Book?

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Funny find by John Oliver — a kid’s book about a kid running for president who sounds very familiar:

C’mon Donathan, do the right thing and drop out! If not you’ll either be a huge loser or the most horrifyingly …

This Election is 2MERICA – Donny and Ivanka Edition

?  Crazy times, friends.

Trump actually is a perfect movie bad guy. He’s got the TV history, he’s got the endless stories of narcissism and pure phoniness just dripping off him.

Donald Trump (right) meets Ralph Porciani, resort general manager after arriving by helicopter at his Trump Turnberry golf course in Ayrshire, which is hosting the Ricoh Women's British Open.PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Thursday July 30, 2015. The 2016 Republican US presidential candidate is on a two-day visit to Scotland. See PA story POLITICS Trump. Photo credit should read: Jane Barlow/PA Wire

A billionaire liberal asshole in a trucker hat =

Blue Collar Billionaires

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There’s no such thing.

This showboat dickhead lives in golden towers, in a gold-encrusted apartment, and sits on furniture with golden threading. Every bit of his life has been cheating, loopholing, and leveraging the silver spoon he was born with.…

Cleveland’s Finest Hour Was Donald Trump’s Darkest

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I don’t know about it being Cleveland’s finest hour — remember 1.5 million peaceful people celebrating together? — but this former editor of the PD gets it about right:

http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index.ssf/2016/07/clevelands_finest_hour_was_don.html


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Convention Trainwreck

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Double-down.

It’s a favorite tactic of THE DON.

Like a 5 year old caught breaking the rules, THE DON has to lie.

Like a 5 year old asked why he broke the rules, THE DON has to lie about a …

Oh Melanija

Nice looking woman. Seems polite and well mannered. Don’t know much else about her that I can really trust.

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This is not photoshop. This is Don’s woman on Don’t plane shooting imaginary bad guys in her underwear. This is what

Don The Con Attacking Judges

The fun continues — Trump’s antics are driving the republicans crazy. He’s indefensible, leaving their defenses as pretty entertaining internet stuff.

Donald thinks judges of Mexican or Muslim descent can’t be impartial to him.

Judges of human descent can’t be …

It’s a Doggone Shame

Too many children are suffering from mistakes of their parents

Too dumb to tell them there’s a better way to get good things in life.

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Great song by The Meters.

John Miller, John Barron, and Donald Drumpf

Trump as John Miller

1 of those is a real person.

 

This guy is a psychopath. Read the full transcript of a John Miller call here.

Check out the parts about him being called by all the beautiful women, you know, all …

Drumpf Regret

Well that ended quicker than I thought. Cruz and Kasich drop and Don has the republican nomination.

It’s up to Hillary to save us from this nightmare:

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Don is a tired old man and it’s starting to show.

 

That …

The Bathrooms At Drumpf Tower

Uh oh, donny is pivoting to the general election and his most hard-headed ignorant followers are not going to be happy. He’s a New York liberal billionaire who is currently winning the republican nomination due to his brand, his ego, …

Trump The Serial Pussy Hounding Creep

Wow the Republicans are fucked – they don’t even know half of the dirt they get with donny.

The archives are just opening into the fascinatingly horrible life he has made for himself. Money just can’t buy you love or …

The Tangerine Huckster

This guy nails it – Drumpf is coming apart at the seams. His Reality TV haterade works but hopefully not on a majority of americans. His latest fuckup was around abortion – saying women who have abortions would have to …

Unsharp Image

This actually happened a few weeks ago. I just had to post more and more pictures to make sure that no one forgets that this happened.

The republican front-runner held a press conference in front of cases of products bearing …

Undercover At A Trump Rally

This brave guy donned a trucker hat and a dumb t-shirt and attended a Trump rally.

It’s no surprise what he found – a mass of fat, uneducated flesh salivating at any pro-wrestling style fake punch that Trump threw.  …

Trump Islands

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Funny stuff, and close to accurate, which in turn makes it scary.

See the whole world through donny’s eyes here.

 …

Draft Dodging Bastards

The most republican thing about Donny Drumpf is his draft avoidance.  Seems the guys that talk the toughest are the biggest weasels, as usual.

Dick Cheney: “I can’t go to army, daddy! I’ll go to college, get married, and start …

Mein Drumpf

He has studied. He can read both words and people. He is not foolish.

Demagogue. Look it up if you don’t know the word.

The body language is the same. The slogans similar. The crowd control identical.

The argument is …

Louis CK On Trump

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Louie just went on a long rant about donny and what’s going on out there in his fan email list. As usual he nails it 100%, down to the last excruciatingly personal detail about how we are all feeding …

Fox News Paid For By Fracking

FoxNews is a trip these days. The republican party is split and they are stuck in the middle of it. Ratings are up and every single commercial break is the energy industry – shale fracking in particular – taking over …

The Kids React To Donny Drumpf

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Thank god these kids see through the act. I ran across a group of kids spouting Trump sayings last week and I wanted to take them to their parents and be like ‘what the fuck!?!’

It’s amazing – the GOP …

For Now I’ll Just Leave It At That

Ryan will be the nominee. I’ve been saying it for weeks.


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The speaker of the house spoke out today. He carries with him the fear that trump-mania won’t translate down ticket. Drumpf might be a singular media force that …

Make Donald Drumpf Again

John Oliver takes down Trump. It’s too easy.

The Drumpf’s changed it to Trump.  Donny is full of gas.

Make Donald Drumpf Again

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

I’m gonna get me one of those hats.


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Pro Torture, Pro Deferment Republicans

Donny says he’s pro-torture:

“I said they’re chopping off our heads in the Middle East. They want to kill us. They want to kill us. They want to kill our country. They want to knock out our cities. And don’t

Ignoring Pussy

Made you click!


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Donny just called Teddy a P-U-S-S-Y

Because he doesn’t enjoy torture enough.

On mic, in front of a podium.

Called that man a pussy. For not torturing enough.

Like Donny always does, he hid behind barely-plausible …

The Stool Is Dust

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A nice explanation of the donald phenomena here – basically he’s smarter than he acts and he’s in no way a conservative. He’s his usual opportunist self, sensing that the GOP was so weak that it was ripe for conquest.…

Crushing Donald

Oh Stephen, why do this editing to us? Perfection.

Stephen on Donald: An impressive list of no information.…

Diabolic Personality Alert

TRUMPHAT

Just another billionaire in a trucker hat.


 

Why does Trump resonate with people? Are they all idiots addicted to reality TV and insultingly simple answers to complex problems? Are they all xenophobic racists?

I just can’t figure it out. …

Trump And The Narcissistic Christians

Outstanding piece explaining why a man like Donald Trump is actually polling well with so-called evangelical christians, even though he has no outward connection to them and should, at first glance, truly offend them.

He doesn’t. They seem drawn to …

Trump Has No Schlong

This donald would be entertaining if he didn’t have millions of maniacs believing his every nonsensical utterance. Now they are shouting Nazi slogans, they are shouting down protesters and neutrals, roughing people up, getting scary.  Walking right down the path …

Racists For Trump

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Why the sour look? Afraid your country is being taken over by outsiders?

Initially it was just the hype lovers. The bombast believers. The louder the better. The simple message. The common sense that doesn’t add up. Anti-intellectual of W …

Ban Trump

Boy what a disaster. Trump’s implosion into full hater mode is entertaining for TV but disastrous for America’s beaten-down reputation.


Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks during the 2016 Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Candidates Forum in Washington, DC, December 3, 2015. AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB / AFP / SAUL LOEB


 

First off, Trump does business all over the world. He owns properties all over, including in many countries …

American Fascism Takes Off

America has it’s own overt fascism and it’s taking off like wildfire.


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Two men who used nationalism, marketing, a weak democracy and complicitly crooked corporations to steer their countries into disaster.


Close the borders. Build walls. Deport illegals immediately. Rescind …

Imagining A World Full of Left Wing Crazies

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In America, seemingly every week some crazy person filled to the brim with AM Radio talking points, Fox News theories, and right wing internet fueled nonsense pulls out one or more of their many guns and starts shooting innocents.…

Make America Great Again

Hahahahahahahaha.  I could keep going.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha. OK.


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Stupid republicans, fall for anything. Trump is a brand and an entertainer, no more. A blowhard. A fool.

Vote for me, I make things great!  I live in a golden apartment tower!…

Dr. Carson Goes Full Cain

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This Dr. Ben Carson is a curious fellow. I smell con-artist of the highest order.

Many people give “doctors” a complete free pass. They elevate them, due to the assumptions about their method of making a living, into a saintly …

Biff Trump


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So true. A rich blowhard that does whatever he wants by shouting about what a loser everyone else is. He answers to no one, accepts no logic or premise, has no obvious intelligence or skills, just lots of money and …

Hucka Please

Republican candidate Mike Huckabee tweeting during the Dem debate last night:

OK. Republican candidate’s very next tweet …

Surviving At The Top With Donald Trump

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/17/20-times-donald-trump-has-changed-his-mind-since-june/

Ouch. The Washington Post does a bit of simple journalism to nail the donald on his obvious bullshittery.

He is making it up as he goes like a reality TV star does. He’s playing this game well, bullying …

Trump Trump Trump Trumps Your Trump

This is priceless. I hope Donald Trump stays in the Republican race as long as possible!

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This is a pretty despicable man, famous for his wealth, his bombast, his ridiculous hair, and his inability to stop self-promoting.

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He is the …

New Fox News Chyrons

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/cy420r/hova-s-honor

Turnabout is fair play. They continue to refer to Jay Z as “a former crack dealer” so The Daily …

Slimdown The Lying Republicans

Those Retarded Republicans are at it again. Senator Obama ran for president on the promise of bringing “universal” health coverage to America. Being that America has a for-profit “free market” healthcare system, this means the free market has provided us …

The Big Payback by Nina Turner

Not Tina Turner, not a James Brown song, but some good old fashioned politics:

Women Fight Back: Ohio Bill Makes Erectile Dysfunction Her Business

State Senator Turner is the real deal, fighting the forces of ridiculousness and hypocrisy. Men in …

The Stupid Party

Happy Friday!

My Blog Has No Ads and Very Few Readers – “Thanks Obama”

Inside the head of every republican:

 

 

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Racists and Haters Posting Everywhere – The New Red Scare

Is the internet more racist these days?

Feels like it. I can’t read a single story about anything current without racist, ignorant comments blaming it on Obama the muslim and his lazy no good supporters.

I think it’s because everyone …

Strategic Allies

Nice – Romney campaign told him to change his name because of past transgressions. Oops.…

Infamy & Glory

“Never do business with a religious son-of-a-bitch. His word ain’t worth a shit — not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.”

— William S. Burroughs

Been thinking about this one reading the conservative …

Politics 101

Pulled from the headlines and translated by me:

ObamaPresident Obama: I want a new agency to protect US consumers against predatory lending and other financial exploitations. I ran on this idea, won, and will get to work setting up the …

That’s Too Close!

A little late on this, but too funny:

The No Zone!
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