Lawlessness In The White House


Before the election, FBI Director James Comey was well respected, and more recently attacked, by both sides of the aisle.

Being a Washington veteran had dabbled him in politics when forced, but overall his reputation was that of a no-nonsense …

Impeach or Arrest?

A US President can fire the Director of the FBI for almost anything.

In fact, there’s really only one thing the President can’t fire the Director of the FBI for: investigating the president.

And this is exactly what Donny did.…

Derps Crack In The Face Of Nonsense

Derp. FoxNews having to report on the Trump administration’s war on logic, and the press that attempts to determine it.

I expect you won’t see that dude on Fox for very much longer. I bet they are hiring his replacement …

President Trump’s First Victims

Our moron in chief can now issue orders to the military. And he did. And it was a disaster.

Mainstream media will ignore this, being totally pistol whipped by Trump’s white house.

This is disgusting and real. America has a …

Says Who? Trump’s Denial of Fact

Trump Math™ is coming any day now.  Watch this dolt try to defend and represent Trump on CNN:

 

Says who?  [3 second pause]

Polls.

Which ones?

Every one. [5 second pause]

Classic!


Gotta love how Trump uses #PeopleAreSaying all …

TrumpTV Picks Up Speed

It’s hard being Nostradamus!

At the end of this fascinating clip of truth denial amongst friends, the FoxNews moron Greg Gutfield finally catches up with me.

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Side note – the gaydar went off on Gutfeld years ago, so I …

Uber Is Liable For It’s Contractors

I dove into the Uber controversy a few months ago. I had been debating it with friends when the Kalamazoo murders happened. Everyone loves Uber but no one could explain what happens when something goes wrong.


 

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It comes down …

Fox News Paid For By Fracking

FoxNews is a trip these days. The republican party is split and they are stuck in the middle of it. Ratings are up and every single commercial break is the energy industry – shale fracking in particular – taking over …

Ignoring Pussy

Made you click!


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Donny just called Teddy a P-U-S-S-Y

Because he doesn’t enjoy torture enough.

On mic, in front of a podium.

Called that man a pussy. For not torturing enough.

Like Donny always does, he hid behind barely-plausible …

Imagining A World Full of Left Wing Crazies

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In America, seemingly every week some crazy person filled to the brim with AM Radio talking points, Fox News theories, and right wing internet fueled nonsense pulls out one or more of their many guns and starts shooting innocents.…

How Not To Be A Corporate Pitchman

Ouch, Jared, we loved you so much! If we could eat our meatball subs and stay get skinny anything was possible!

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I’m in Sharknado 3 and I pay 14 year old girls for sex!

You dirty bastard. Prosecutors claim you …

Surviving At The Top With Donald Trump

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Ouch. The Washington Post does a bit of simple journalism to nail the donald on his obvious bullshittery.

He is making it up as he goes like a reality TV star does. He’s playing this game well, bullying …

Facebook Siding With Turkish Government To Limit Opposition?

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Reports out of Turkey are claiming that Facebook has sided with the Turkish government and are enacting pro-government policies including blocking discussion groups about Kurdish independence and banning users that insult the current Turkish president or his policies towards theKurds. …

The Lone Wolf Narrative

Guy plans to kill multiple innocent people for an ideology. Guy pulls it off. Guy is a terrorist, right?

In america, it depends on if he’s white or not.

Terrorist douchebag. This is from Facebook, taken before the guy walked into a church and killed a bible study group because they were black.

Terrorist douchebag. This is from his Facebook, taken before he walked

Who Will Play With Lucille Now?

BB King


Rest In Peace, for you are one of the greatest of all time, BB King.

This man owned the blues, owned that tone, owned that vibe for decades. He was truly one of a kind and his catalog offers plenty …

Oklahoma USA

No tolerance for the singing college kids on the bus. The frat brothers and their sorority dates deserve to be expelled from school. Maybe daddy will stop paying for some of them and they can go to community college and …

Summer Mess Roundup

Jon Stewart sums up the mess-o-potamia summer news quite nicely:

Does it make you ignorant or do you make it ignorant?

Interesting analysis of the viewers of Fox News, and the overall news viewing habits and opinons of all americans.

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Super Human Stowaway

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So a teenager gets in a fight with his parents and runs away.

EF U he surely screams!

Fast forward, the kid wakes up in LA, disoriented and in police custody, surely missing his parents.

Standard story, except this kid …

K-Strass and A Lack Of Muscle Memory

Hahaha pranking the news is excellent!

This guy, one of the founders of the Found Footage Festival (a mashup of the worst of unintentionally-bad found video), decided he was bored with promoting the festival on morning shows, so he decided …

Game, Blouses

The actual cover for Prince’s new single (with his band 3rd Eye Girl):

Pancakes?

Prince can swing from heavy to irrelevant – you just never know what you’ll get from him. His latest project 3rd Eye Girl seems to be …

Obamacare requires most insurers to tackle obesity

Obamacare requires most insurers to tackle obesity.

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Sounds good to me. If your BMI is high, you will be able to access wellness counselors, health coaches, even Weight Watchers Inc. through Obamacare, perhaps with no co-pay.

Another nice …

The Big Payback by Nina Turner

Not Tina Turner, not a James Brown song, but some good old fashioned politics:

Women Fight Back: Ohio Bill Makes Erectile Dysfunction Her Business

State Senator Turner is the real deal, fighting the forces of ridiculousness and hypocrisy. Men in …

Happy Birthday Hugh!


Big Day For Hugh Janus – Watch More Funny Videos

Crooked River Vote Strength

99.95% strong and always underestimated by Turd Blossom himself, here’s a look back to the madness of election night on Fox on the night of this State of the Union Address.

Coming soon, Megyn’s walk of shame, but first enjoy …

Social Harmony in the 21st Century

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When Merely Stating the Ideas Obama Put Forth Would Have Gotten You Killed

Excellent inauguration yesterday. Say what you will about American politics but we’ve kept this democracy going for 200+ years, without a single violent handover or uprising. We call it the “grand experiment”, and boy is it frustrating living in this …

Keeping Us Real

What a tragic day. A Kindergarten? This is the sickest act I’ve seen yet.

Blame ourselves for building such an unnatural environment:

  1. We hide our water ways.
  2. We eject people from our public spaces.
  3. We surround ourselves with plastic.
  4. We

Watching Incorrect News Makes You Ignorant. Imagine That.

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Faux science from Fox news causes general scientific ignorance. This has been obvious to me but now we have data to back it up.

I’ve posted this before but it bears screaming digitally:

Global warming/climate change is not equivalent to