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Introducing The Spiderbots

ezzy — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:37:20 +0000

No they are not from Mars. I'm from Cleveland and I make music as often as possible. Here's an extended piece I worked on for many years: Music for Spiderbots, in Three Parts. Na zdrowie!

A - "Seeds"
Meta Mazurka • May • Unicode Try Again • On A Short Dole • Backlink Sundays

B - "The Crawl Frontier"
Matrix Move • Bomb • The Big List • Aspirin Superroot • Mellon Head

C - "Oh No! My Lexical Analyzer Has Crashed"
Blue Room Discovery • New Frau, Breadth First • To August

All songs written & performed by Ezraz (except Bomb which features Jaimeson Lowell & Jesus Irizarry). Recorded & Produced by The Flux-adel Recording Division, Northside USA ©2011 Collinwood Sun Music LLC (ASCAP).

Appreciation Post: Jaimeson Lowell

ezzy — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:00:47 +0000

Lots of politics and tech and life up here, but through it all I keep the music spinning. We are the music makers and the music lovers. An example of one of the finest lyrics from my favorite 'wrapper' Jaimeson Lowell:

want it, need it
program you deleted
no need for cheating
when a heart's not beating
no mouth or attitude
one plug, one love
last chance connection
I hope you've been debugged
raise the rug
cryin' buckets full of truth
my little sugar triangle —
who's feelin' who?

-- taken from "Who's Feeling Who?" by 2MERICA [Sensors & Switches & Buttons LP 2007]

Keep Steady Earthlings, Keep Steady

ezzy — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 22:43:03 +0000

This. Finally. Digital propagation will probably end up being more complicated than the old way, crazay. Everything I do tonight is gonna be productive, so this is first on the list. New 2MERICA doesn't happen all that often, so I plan on being amazed by these sales numbers.. ah wait which side of the decimal place is amazing again?

This track will speak for itself and you might not like what it's gonna say but the story must be told.

Progress/Process… ps “I am not a whore” haha

ezzy — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 18:56:57 +0000

Wow, the 2MERIMIX OPEN MIND NITE @ The Duck last night has left all involved groggy and probably a bit irritable, but time marches on, the beat goes on, the show must go on, etc.. Thankfully two bits of progress in the battle against irrelevance came through today:

-- First off the next 2MERICA single just left the mastering engineer and it's making it's way to the tubes of the internets. Titled "Keep Steady", it's the 2nd of 5 tracks from the Scherzo Elskorpion LP. It's also the 'sex scene' in the soundtrack so check it out! Like most 2MERICA songs, it's a curveball that turns into a knuckleball right before you swing and miss, so yeah, stay tooned for the latest and greatest. This track is an old school sick jam with Jesus on bass, Swifty on the v-drums, some killer sax from J, Jaimeson doing his dirty rap, lil' Z on guitars, and Ezraz supplying the remaining noise. It should be available for purchase at the usual suspects (iTunes, cdbaby, amazon) and for streaming (Napster, Spotify, and Jango) in about a month.

-- Secondly, the process of 'going legit' (aka getting our chit together) has continued, with a parent company formed to manage the Flux-adel Recording Division and all of it's various progressions and proclivities. You the faithful internet cruiser won't notice or care about this, but we are all proud and wanted to make the announcement. Collinwood Sun LLC has risen.

So yeah. My manager Fahqfasse finally got some stuff done. I get to hang out back and pee on his office, the mighty brick fortress known as FF Bookman Promotions. Which is my little way of posting status updates on his wall.

LOVE
Ezrazmus 'elemento' jones, founder of the round world society, 73rd generation panfunktual bonobo

ps - here's something to cheer you up, the unforgettable Cee-Lo Green has had me singing this hook for 3 days now!

Lebron Loves the Hype

ezzy — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:25:34 +0000

Wow, life just got more complicated, check this out:

CLEVELAND, OHIO - The man known as "King James" shocked the sports world today by announcing he would forego his NBA free agency and instead sign with little known team The 2merican Dirt Devils. Potentially sacrificing hundreds of millions of dollars, Lebron says this unheralded move was done "just for the funk of it."

This amazing development, the latest in James' contractual ballyhoo that has gone into a fever pitch since Wednesday, is unheralded in the sports world even for a number 23. But unlike the process so far, this begs even more questions. Who are the Dirt Devils? What and where is 2merica? What does Kobe think?

For some answers on this rapidly developing story, we turned to Fugfayz Bookman, commissioner of the EBA, the league that sponsors the 2mericans. This mysterious basketball league won't divulge where they hold their games, the current standings, or even what the E stands for, but Mr. Bookman claims LeBron will fit right in. "We started a fight club, but with basketballs." When pressed about the ability of the Dirt Devils to match the Cleveland Cavaliers' multimillion dollar budget and lavish treatment of it's superstar players, Mr. Bookman boasted "We use eBay alot, so we have some nice stuff."

The only other EBL player making himself available to the press is Ezrazmus Jones, a forward for the 2merican squad and biggest star (until now). "We are excited" said the calm EzRaz, whose mercurial and magical nature on court has earned him the nickname "Elemento". "LeBron is a great Ohio Player so he should fit right in. I walk past that huge-ass sign of his all the time and I like it." When asked if he could release any further information on the team or the management he laughed and declined, but he did direct us to his compuserve electronic mail account. He then said "Twitter my gopher" and ended the interview.

Finally replying to our queries through email, Jones continued to boast about his team, seemingly unaware of the hoopla surrounding him and the situation. "We have some great young talent to add to the mix so it should be a killer year. Both Jak "DirtyHott" Hanksta and Dragon Mikocovic are young ballers, and we know Coach Rudy will work them in quickly."

Coach Rudolph Irisarzo is the man tasked with incorporating James' amazing talent. "I accept this challenge. It is a sign. LeBron will be surrounded with talent, a great group of guys." The King and two rookies will join an established core of big red Jaimeson "Sevenem" Lowell down low and Louie "Stonerock" Heat setting the tempo. Unlike the NBA, there will be plenty of balls to go around. "Now, the adjustment won't be easy" opines Irisarzo, "so we gone 'head and hired a personal liason for Lebron, a great fella named Jesus. LeBron will feel right at home with Jesus on speed-dial."

Stay tuned basketball fans as this story will be updated with breaking news. Surely you should refresh this story and yourself often. ¥Associated Pruss 2010
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I Post ‘cuz I Say

ezzy — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:36:33 +0000

I post cuz I say what I gots to say

I leave today for the VA

beach that is packed my oil

thou will not foil this trip, cursor!

JJ the baptist trademarked

this instant

the ford family movies rise again

lock up for me internuts,

ezraz

Totally Awesome Tune, Vol.1

ezzy — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:12:36 +0000

Aw yeah go vote for your 2MERICAn representative.

Stand up and be counted.

Get us a record deal and we will come to your town and have an espresso with you.

If you don't have flash, what you are missing is a tape deck playing "Never Met Tomorrow" by 2MERICA. Follow links on right to hear it on your iphone.

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The train keeps a rollin…

ezzy — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:40:09 +0000

Accept your video addiction, considered by some as ghetto wikipedia, haha! Watch out cats and kittens you just never know what you might find comin round the mountain.

Someone once told me that it was like jazz for smart people. I laughed and cried at the same time, toddler style.

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Vidya vidya vidya !!!

ezzy — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:41:54 +0000

Another winter week, another video. This one features all original artwork from the President of the Bored of Directors for 2MERIC@RP himself, Jaimeson "7m":

You make me stay inside and quiet, mother nature and neighbors, and you get no bike and no drums. What's a boy 'sposed to do? Yes..... I do plenty of that. And that. But my baby brother and I can get visual too, all cramped up and quiet. But the buds are just below the surface, the buds are just below the surface.

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