Derps Crack In The Face Of Nonsense

Derp. FoxNews having to report on the Trump administration’s war on logic, and the press that attempts to determine it.

I expect you won’t see that dude on Fox for very much longer. I bet they are hiring his replacement right now.

Crazy times, folks. Educate yourself and protect your family from the trumpiness of what the insane 27% of voters have done to us.

 

Wag The Gun

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Fox News tells it’s viewers to stay armed because the man running “their” country is a muslim immigrant and his presidency is illegitimate.

Fox News tells it’s viewers that federal agents enforcing the law are actually jack-booted thugs.

Fox News tells it’s viewers that 4 dead embassy workers is equivalent to 4000 dead soldiers, based on their continued coverage of the Benghazi attack last year and their lack of coverage on the lies that led to invading Iraq.

Fox News tells it’s viewers every night that the revolution is coming. Show reasons why. Show agitation. Make agitation. The revolution is coming. The Tea Party will take back it’s country. Right Fox News?

Well have fun avoiding reporting and hiding the truth from your viewers on this one.

2 of your viewers just walked into a pizza parlor in Vegas and murdered 2 white cops that were sitting and eating lunch. They draped a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag over the one as they stole his weapons as they shouted “the revolution is coming”. Then they walked across the street to Walmart, their spiritual home, and shot at more people until 1 shot the other, then committed suicide.

Yes they liked to dress like The Joker. Yes they referenced Columbine. Yes they scared their neighbors. Yes they were probably meth addicts. And Yes they loved Fox News and even drove to the Bundy Ranch to be a part of the latest Fox fiasco.

So here’s probably the only reporting you’ll see on FOX about this event. They will find a quick, easy way to explain it (“these crazies needed mental help”) but will drop all parts of the story where they are aiding and abetting these types.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/06/09/las-vegas-shooting-officers-dead-possible-white-supremacists/

 

 

Crooked River Vote Strength

99.95% strong and always underestimated by Turd Blossom himself, here’s a look back to the madness of election night on Fox on the night of this State of the Union Address.

Coming soon, Megyn’s walk of shame, but first enjoy Karl Rove spinning his fat head off on the various counties of Ohio as the Obama voters celebrate split-screen:

Then after that awkward bit of republican logic we get to see the leggy Ms. Kelly wobble down through Fox’s frightening offices until finding “the decision desk”, a room where Arnin, Chris Stirewalt, and “these guys behind” are charged with facing reality.

Did you catch how she admitted they rehearsed this bit of newscaster wandering?  People think I’m bullshitting when I say that Ohio has determined many of the recent presidential elections, this one was actually called due to my county.

Watching Incorrect News Makes You Ignorant. Imagine That.

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Faux science from Fox news causes general scientific ignorance. This has been obvious to me but now we have data to back it up.

I’ve posted this before but it bears screaming digitally:

Global warming/climate change is not equivalent to your local weather forecast.

imagesIdiots that rant about global warming being a hoax on the days it’s snowing in their neighborhood (and use the snowfall as their evidence) are idiots. Pure idiots. How?

  • By not understanding the size of the planet verse their local weather system; by not understanding that climate change causes extremes in all ways;
  • By not understanding that the weather changes everywhere all the time, which is why we have averages and statistical computer programming analyzing everyone’s neighborhood (not just yours you stupid yahoo);
  • By believing that science/math/physics is open to ‘opinion’;
  • By not knowing that the scientific method addresses doubt and skepticism immediately. The very nature of the scientific method is to work from a position of doubt and prove things to be not true.

I know I’m screaming into an empty room because people who watch Fox news weren’t very interested in science or math class to begin with. But just sayin (again).