The Day The Con Ends

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It’s finally here. Everyone take a breath, take a few walks today, pet the dog plenty… remain calm.

Go vote if you haven’t already – long lines reported everywhere. Broken machines, confusion… Voter suppression at it’s finest.

Damn those millennials and purists sitting this one out. I hope you don’t regret it.


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Reality. Not reality TV.


We’ve never had a bold in your face liar showman like Don John go for president before, at least in the electronic media age. He did better than most of us thought. Or we are just that horrible of a society.


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The fact that his con, similar to Sarah Palin’s, worked on the Tea Party types is not a surprise. They would fall for a billionaire in a trucker hat. I wonder if he wears his trucker hat around his golden apartment?

I’m disappointed in the neocons and religious right for not handling this guy. Take his liberal (dirty) money and get him off the stage.

Romney and McCain were decent candidates, you were just facing a rockstar in Obama.  Trump is Biff Tannen. He needs to be punched in the face, like 50 years ago.


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Don with his dad Fred, the racist who made hundreds of millions off the taxpayers in questionable housing project contracts. Now Don makes dirty money from everything he touches – Casinos, modeling, immigration exploitation, TV, even the election. Donny is the first candidate to profit from running for President. Dad would be so proud!

 


I love you america …. do the right thing today and send this orange clown home like the loser he is.

The Deluge From Don

As the Trump circus rolls on he’s having major trouble picking up newspaper endorsements, even from reliably conservative editorial boards. I guess when you work in the newspaper business you are less able to stomach that man’s constant lies and misrepresentations.

So far he has 0 endorsements from city dailies. Newspapers have had built-in fact checkers from day one, unlike the web and reality TV, so Don’s con doesn’t seem to work on them.


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First it was serious conservative daily papers in Texas, Arizona, and Michigan all announcing their inability to support this republican nominee. Most took several paragraphs noting they don’t easily support Hillary Clinton (if at all) but all of them agreed that Don John is unfit to be president due to his continual lying, incessant bragging, questionable ethics, and general cluelessness about politics and the president’s duties.

Where were you during the primaries when he could have been stopped?

Now the USA Today has chimed in, and they spent most of their time ripping him to shreds with some ammo left over for Hillary. They said not everyone likes Clinton, but compared to the disaster that is Don Trump they have no choice but to urge all americans to avoid voting for him.  Amazing.

Are we Idiocracyis being determined in real time. Fascinating.


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The First Presidential Non-Debate

Astonishing. They agree to a forum with veterans and the armed forces, but they won’t be on the stage at the same time. The rules are that you should not talk about your opponent, only your plans.  They flip a coin, Don wins, he chooses to go 2nd.

Unknown if he says “ladies first”.

Hillary comes out and is immediately hammered with 5-6 questions about her email server when she was secretary of state!  An IT question, with continued followups?  So she goes out and she bats them down — I was told to consider my own managed server for non-classified stuff (by Colon Powell himself), it was several years ago, I took the advice of my tech and security people, nothing was classified, the state department gets hacked too, in retrospect it seems like a mistake, yada yada yada.


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How about everyone in here give ME details about their email servers from 2009? Anyone? Bueller?


She never really recovers because she’s on the defensive, and touting her considerable foreign affairs experience comes off as bragging. Physically everything seems fine. She still has a shrill voice and bug eyes that wander around like she smells a fart but overall she seems healthy for her age, still sharp as a tack.

She slogs through gaining the respect of the crowd and then makes way for the spectacle that is The Don Trump.


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What a draft dodger looks like entering a room full of veterans.


But wait, what’s this? No We Are The Champions?* It’s humbleTRUMP.

He slogs in with his shoulders down, walking crooked, making his pouty face.

I know his act. It’s because the room is full of real american heroes he is too afraid to act out. People of all races, religions, creeds, colors, and beliefs, and all of them more capable to be president than him. Sometimes his embarrassment shows on his face.


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I was against the Iraq war. But the military then was strong. Now it’s nothing but losers. Thank’s Obama. Plus we should have taken Iraq’s oil. Whatever happened to “To the victors go the spoils?” Well there were no victors there, just saying, but we should have taken the oil……. or something like that. I’m fabulous. It’s fabulous oil.


He starts with a glare when he’s informed of the rule to not attack his opponent. Then a dumb joke turning to a minimum into two a minimum?, random facts mixed with lots of fantasy, and a surprising lack of bragging for The Don.

He’s replaced that bragging with attacks on his opponent, of course, because he was told not to. When chastised for it he simply says Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton instead of Hillary alone. He cares nothing for rules, facts, or logic. His arguments are based on emotion and ignorance only.

He knows about as much about the world as your drunk uncle, but he’s rich so he’s actually dangerous and allowed to function with such theories. For the love of money he gets away with ridiculous notions.


  • Hit song by the band Queen, played by Trump without permission at the republican national convention during the introduction to wife Melania’s speech, which used exact lines from Michelle Obama’s speech 8 years earlier. Queen was led by a Farrokh Bulsara, a gay man of Persian (Iranian) descent who’s family relocated to England as political refugees, and you know better as Freddie Mercury.

 

Donald Trump or Kid’s Book?

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Funny find by John Oliver — a kid’s book about a kid running for president who sounds very familiar:

C’mon Donathan, do the right thing and drop out! If not you’ll either be a huge loser or the most horrifyingly embarrassing president we’ve ever had, and you don’t want to be either of these things.


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Bromance turned full employee with benefits. Trump has found republican success by mimicking racist scary fake new website Breitbart, so he hired it’s editor to run his campaign. The man rallying against the press hired the worst yellow journalist in America to run his campaign. Trump never fails to impress with his stupidity.

Donathan Drumpf is always up to something though. Now that he’s hired the maniac from Breitbart as his last campaign manager it will be crazy season all the way until he drops out.

Diabolic Personality Alert

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Just another billionaire in a trucker hat.


 

Why does Trump resonate with people? Are they all idiots addicted to reality TV and insultingly simple answers to complex problems? Are they all xenophobic racists?

I just can’t figure it out. It’s really scary how republicans will abandon their so-called principles to get behind whoever shouts the loudest.


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Trump is a HUGE insider. His family has bought and sold politicians for decades. He is exactly the corruption that his supporters claim to hate.


His parents and wife 2 of 3. Look at the smiles on those parents. God damn that’s scary.


 

Trump is a HUGE liberal, generally supportive of the leftist, big government ways that are far removed from conservatism and liberty. He loved Bill Clinton and went to several Clinton family events over the years. He has stood up for Hillary in the past. Yet Trump supporters won’t vote for Christie because he touched Obama.


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Trump is a HUGE liar.  When you are donald you can say whatever you want to whoever you want, and have been doing that your whole life. Pointing out his inconsistencies makes him stronger because of his all-bully all-the-time mentality.

Trump is a HUGE charlatan because he’s a promoter more than anything else. None other than Al Sharpton called him the white Don King, using similar bombast and lies to gin up hype, then profit greatly from that hype.


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Like peas in a pod


 

Trump is a HUGE anti-Christian. Even though he’s attacking other religions, his daily life is nothing but an affront on the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. He owns the temple and charges admission, and is putting up hundreds more golden temples all over the world to worship greed. His avarice is legendary, he literally lives in golden towers.

He understands the common man


 

Trump is a HUGE bully. When he tells you you are stupid, and it can be proven based on how much money you have versus how much money he has – AND POOR PEOPLE AGREE WITH HIM we might be doomed. Have some pride, poor white people! This is like MMA taking over politics, it’s terrifying.


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Ban Trump

Boy what a disaster. Trump’s implosion into full hater mode is entertaining for TV but disastrous for America’s beaten-down reputation.


Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump speaks during the 2016 Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Candidates Forum in Washington, DC, December 3, 2015. AFP PHOTO / SAUL LOEB / AFP / SAUL LOEB


 

First off, Trump does business all over the world. He owns properties all over, including in many countries where Islam is the primary religion. He sells his services to people of all religions. He advertises his services in Arabic, Hindi, and other languages that would scare his supporters in America.

I bet he has a business reason for devaluing his brand overseas. Or at least he’s done the calculation that the money lost around the world is less than the money he is making from this presidential run.

Trump is a brand. Nothing more. Nothing less. He doesn’t even do operations because he cares nothing about fixing, only about profiting. He’s con-artist as flip-artist.


 

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Secondly, there is no way for a customs agent to determine someone’s religion. They can ask and be told a lie. How to know the truth? Will they have to determine someone’s religion based on looks? Based on clothing? Based on diet? Will there be a religion test to get into America? Are we going to tattoo all the Muslims like Hitler did the Jews?

23% of the world’s population are Muslim (1.6 billion people). 31% are Christian.  Islam is predicted to have more followers than Christianity by 2070.


Thirdly, I live near a hospital that makes hundreds of millions of dollars a year treating rich people from other countries, specifically princes and kings often times from Muslim countries. I wonder how they feel about potentially losing all this business?


Fourthly, US citizens from inside America – and Christians from around the world – are perfectly capable of radicalizing and blowing away innocents. Attempting to ban Muslims from a country doesn’t make us safer, it makes the world hate us.

I travelled internationally during the W. Bush years – it was brutal. You never knew when a concerned citizen of another country was going to attack you for the destruction that ‘your president’ was causing, so filled with resentment against our policies that they were willing to argue with the first strange american they met.


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Trump is a new kind of special, someone who is so rich and full of himself that he literally can’t be told no. He’s like a spoiled pop star running for president and it’s hilarious. Stupid republicans. Line up for another loss or set this country back 100 years.

There’s only one choice – Ban Trump. At least until we can “figure this out”.

Also, let’s shut off the internet like North Korea, another Donald idea.