Trump the Pussy Goes After Teenager Cat Site


Fuck Donald Trump. His lawyers have given the cease and desist to a teenager who made a website where you can use cat paws to scratch donald’s face.

We’ve mentioned how he already owns most negative domains with his name.

This fake president has taken more vacations in 3 months than Obama took in 3 years. This fake president has stolen more money from the american taxpayers than any liberal has taken in 30 years.

This fake president is a psychopathic liar.

 

Trump’s Deflection Shows More Weakness


This is a sad, flailing man. Even his supporters have taken to full flights of fantasy to justify his actions. If you aren’t on his payroll you see the man is a total buffoon.

His latest mouth poop claims that then-president Obama wire-tapped the poor donny in one of his trump towers.

I think Obama could sue him for libel but won’t. Get in line if you are suing Donald Trump, right?

Vegas has decided he won’t make it past his first year as President. Just too crazy to maintain. SOOOO many lies.

Hard to keep track. Hard to swat all the racist doucebags online. Hard to make sense of reality in TRUMPland™.

I wonder if I’ll qualify for TRUMPCare™


Part Time Attack Vector

The folks most offended by gangstas got taken by the most obvious one walking.

Part-time worker?

Hourly?

Seasonal?

Less than 100% healthy, aka having pre-existing conditions?

Don the Drumpf is about to make things even more difficult for you.

2017 could be the last year you get health coverage w/o major hitches. If you even get offered a plan in the Trumptastic™ future it will be in a high-risk group, the republican plan for grouping all of the people with medical conditions and earning issues into one expensive group of undesirables.

Divide and ignore.

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The GOP claim they can spend a couple billion to cover all of those high-risk people. Of course their math is a joke. It would take much more than that to cover all americans with existing health problems.


Our whole society drives us to be so unhealthy, of course we can’t use spare money to reverse that trend.

Drumpf wants to ultimately go back to corporate-provided plans, which were not only expensive for the companies, they often gave less than great coverage and could deny all sorts of people for various reasons —- mainly those that didn’t have a corporate job.

The great masses of americans don’t have corporate jobs, may never have one, or can’t keep them for more than a few months at a time. Life is about to get harder for them – for US.

The great Drumpf swindle.  Give him a chance?


We all know healthcare has been a ridiculous swindle in the USA for decades. Even after Obamacare v1, with it’s sky-high deductibles and minor price reduction overall, you can expect to wait, pay, and generally dislike and dispute your care if you go through the mainstream system.

My family has been using a combination of good luck, over the counter meds, free clinics, and family/friend freebies to ward of health problems for over a decade now. Finally my state expanded Medicare and put us all on it in anticipation of coming Trump™Destruction.

By the time we sort through the bullshit he’ll have robbed this nation blind.

Like no other. Don’s one of a kind, that’s for sure.


Please remember that Obamacare was based on RomneyCare,  a more successful version ran in Massachusetts by a bi-partisan state. Proper government provided health care is not only possible, it’s being done in countries around the world.

I voted for ACA knowing version 1 would suck, and it did in many ways. The website kept crashing and the end result was high deductibles with little tangible choice and nothing radically new about coverage. But the fundamentals of forcing coverage of everyone was there. The mechanism for giving choices and credits to pay for them actually worked.

The ability for future congresses and presidents to refine it was there.

I figured it would take them 2-3 major revisions before it started pleasing most people. But Trump the Psychopath throws it all into question.

President of Fuck U. He graduated his 3rd wife 3 times!

Trump Verses Nordstroms


In yet another example of why this maniac should not be in the oval office – the president of the united states just attacked a major US retailer for not carrying his daughters purses and shoes.

The retailer shuffles brands in and out all the time based on sales performance. Guess what? Trump isn’t selling so well anymore. It actually never did sell well.

So Nordstrom drops the brand, and the White House Communications Director goes on TV and tells america that they are very good shoes and purses, and that all americans should go out and buy some.

Uh oh. Just like Trump’s surreal steak and wine and water press conference during the campaign, the Trump family can’t stop pushing their made in China crap to american’s trying to make America great again.

Profit before Country. #GrabYourWallet is right. This family will slap their name on anything and charge you triple for it.

This time Conway might have broken the law that says you can’t use the White House to sell your personal products and services. I can’t believe they made it 2 weeks!

Then our idiot president tweets shade at Nordstrom’s!   #Sad

This is amazing. Whoever stops this man is an american hero.

What Trump Represents

Donald Trump represents the dark side of human nature: ugliness, ignorance and fear.

I cannot support that in any way.

There is no give him a chance.



He’s a horrible person that has built an empire of evil. Our snickering at the stupid Republicans and now this. No snickering anymore, it’s really happening.

No thanks. It’s everyone for themselves right now.


Don John The Con As President Elect

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a news conference, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2015, in Dubuque, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)


We’ve entered nickname land. The nickname masters have taken over america, it’s all republican childish name calling all the time now.

Gotta play along for a bit at least, until the President’s lawyers sue me, or John Miller gives me a stern talking to.


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Trucker Hat with Business Suit -vs- Pants Suit. Winner: Trucker Hat with Business Suit!


This clown is trying to get into the White House. His sketchy wife has already said she and their son will be staying in New York without him so they boy can continue to attend his private school (in a business suit). What a joke.

He’s not going to liquidate any of his companies, and he’s not going to separate the country’s business from his personal addiction to wealth and bragging.

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Don John looks shook! There’s a real president next to a fat old con man with too much makeup on. There’s real fingers vs tiny fingers in that creepy triangle pose again.

We are headed for a very ridiculous 4 years, if he even gets sworn in.

The man literally is surrounded by scandals of every type.


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Trump University Graduated Melania Twice!

Our american con man president elect Don John decided on Friday to settle one of the many lawsuits against him – this one for “Trump University” — for $25 million!

That’s right – he paid $25 million to SETTLE — to shut up the people he conned out of thousands of dollars for his hotel ballroom seminar featuring cardboard cutouts.

Of course he claimed repeatedly that he never settles.

Like most things he says this is total bullshit.

Also, he did it on a Friday and announced only with a tweet.  Someone trying to make something go away?


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Well Don, just like your wife’s claim of having 2 college degrees, this isn’t going away.

You are a con man and just because you conned 25% of this stupid country (republicans) to vote for your reality TV circus doesn’t make you any different than you were 2 weeks ago… a sad con and a sexual predator.

#Sad #Sociopath

Where are Melania’s degrees?


Also, why not just appoint John Miller and other made-up characters from your sociopathic history to be in your cabinet?

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Don John The Con

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Donald John Trump is the world’s finest con man.

The tax returns would rip the cover off of his whole scam. He’s all leverage, branding, and pure risk. He makes some money on the way into a deal, but most of it on the way out. A parade of lawsuits and burnt bridges follow him wherever he goes.

It’s poker to him. 1 winner = Everyone else loses. Many titans of business aren’t sharks like that, they need the full ecosystem to supply them with stable income.

Trump is a shark, a pure predator, who uses real estate, branding, and the ability to lie convincingly to the face of anyone (banker, creditor, mobster, customer, voter, anyone) to get lines of credit extended to him like no other.


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Imagine going to pre-Trump times and finding a republican to believe that a

pro-choice,
openly sexist,
immature dirtbag,
sleazy lying,
9/11 was an inside job believing,
corrupt,
3rd trophy wife havin,
vain,
Liberal,
Clinton supporting,
New York limousine asshole ….

would be their candidate in 2016?  Crickets.

Don John Trump the worlds best con man, the perfect spoiled rich kid who won’t work unless it’s to show how great he is, to demean everyone else all the time.

The Republicans were his perfect target. Palin opened the door to Ignorant And Proud and Trump took it to new heights.


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The Trump Tapes

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aka on a bus with that Bush cousin
aka talking shit about women and getting caught
aka admitting assault

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WTF?


I’ve been a part of plenty of locker room talk.

I have verbally piggish friends. I can blast off from my big mouth from time to time. I’m not the PC-police, especially about private conversations. Say it and mean it, or make sure people know you are joking.

But Don Trump was admitting and bragging about sexual assault.

That doesn’t happen every day. In fact never in my lifetime of shooting the shit with a variety of male characters, in many states of the country (and mind)…. listening to late night brags, breakdowns, and divorces…. I’ve been there.

Yet never has any man told me that he grabbed a pussy without invitation.


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Another unhappy co-worker: She sued Trump for harrassment


Of course us males often think of the female body as a happy place, a concept, a thing, something we are going to go out and get, even collect. Especially when we are single or young and sexy and full of our oats.

Dark times and dark humor leave us thinking about the same body as a trap or a trick.

But no sane guy brags about taking it whether the woman agrees or not.

That’s a major red flag.


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He’s admitting it


I mean honestly! I’ve chopped it up with countless guys, analyzing the tantalizing propositions of how/when/where to bed a woman. Yet not one of them explained to me how they take the pussy, how they kiss without invitation.

Trump is a Predator.

In many areas of his life, this is admired. Are we to admire his sex attacks also?  If you are an alpha human does that afford you rape privileges?


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For real?  So much fakery. Hollywood can’t even make this shit up.


When the Trump tapes appeared I sighed.  I was sort of happy for our country, immediately picturing President Hillary and angry fat Trump supporters still wearing their hats, but also it forced me to face up to the locker room defense.

C’mon guys, Trump says, you know you do it!  Or maybe you are a girlyman – a pussy – yourself?

That’s what I’m saying!!  We do indeed do it, many of us, especially certain types and ages.

We talk about women and their body parts in all sorts of mythical and mysterious ways. We say things that would disqualify us from the presidency – and many relationships – if ever aired. We brag about what we did to a female because she really wanted it.

C’mon guys, Trump says, you know you do it!  Or maybe you are a girlyman – a pussy – yourself?

That’s why it’s private guy talk and it deserves a place in our lives.

Don talking privately about hot women or his appetite for them isn’t disqualifying stuff, not to me. Totally different level than bragging about assault.

Let’s also acknowledge the classiness that his 3rd wife was home pregnant at the moment that tape was made.


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The gun to Don’s head – now that would be a picture


In summary, someone boasting about assault is one of those things you don’t forget when and where it was said.

You probably follow-up. You might consider making a few phone calls or texts to see if the person is indeed a sexual predator.

This is why this is serious, whether he wins or not. Trump has all the makings of a serious sexual predator.

He has a teenage rape case pending. His modeling agency grants work visas to desperate young eastern european girls trying to get to america as models. He has 10+ women out there with detailed reports of being harassed, humiliated, and threatened when they turned down his advances.

Many have said they believe there to be many more because of his nonchalance when violating them.

This guy can’t even resist himself when talking about his daughters. This is one sick dude. Total degenerate.

He boasted on camera to a TV host when his oldest daughter was a baby (!!) that she will have a good rack (actually, he did the hand gesture for big tits) as inherited from her mother, sitting there smiling.

Don thought this was really funny, and he laughs at all of his own jokes. They are the funniest and the most fabulous jokes ever said. Can I get comped at a Trump Resort already?


The hidden Trump daughter, from wife #2. Daddy’s been hitting on her since she was a baby.


The other daughter has posed for several creepy photos with her very grabby daddy. He likes to talk about how hot she is, and has even boasted that if it wasn’t his daughter he would be dating her.

Let that sink in, its never to late to be grossed out. The ultimate fail level of narcissism is wanting to fuck your own offspring.


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Yuk.  Makes sense the world’s biggest ego would need to fuck the female him.


I guess there’s a silver lining –

I have a hunch that he’s more buffoon than slick rapist but either way it’s creepy thinking that could be involved in our politics.  Thanks religious right, thanks anti-corporate tea partiers, you really know your stuff.

Also Hillary is just the woman to defeat this cretan.

The next few weeks should be an amazing flame out as Breitbart rides the flaming TRUMPTrain right into the RNC headquarters.


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The Deluge From Don

As the Trump circus rolls on he’s having major trouble picking up newspaper endorsements, even from reliably conservative editorial boards. I guess when you work in the newspaper business you are less able to stomach that man’s constant lies and misrepresentations.

So far he has 0 endorsements from city dailies. Newspapers have had built-in fact checkers from day one, unlike the web and reality TV, so Don’s con doesn’t seem to work on them.


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First it was serious conservative daily papers in Texas, Arizona, and Michigan all announcing their inability to support this republican nominee. Most took several paragraphs noting they don’t easily support Hillary Clinton (if at all) but all of them agreed that Don John is unfit to be president due to his continual lying, incessant bragging, questionable ethics, and general cluelessness about politics and the president’s duties.

Where were you during the primaries when he could have been stopped?

Now the USA Today has chimed in, and they spent most of their time ripping him to shreds with some ammo left over for Hillary. They said not everyone likes Clinton, but compared to the disaster that is Don Trump they have no choice but to urge all americans to avoid voting for him.  Amazing.

Are we Idiocracyis being determined in real time. Fascinating.


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TrumpTV, not President Trump

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Don’s mad he makes ratings with no slice of revenue.

 

Don John will drop out, call the election rigged, and launch his own TV network.

I’ve been posting this for months on various comment boards, and with my prediction record for Trump at about 15-1 I’m feeling good about this one.

 

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All retard all day

 

What will be on TrumpTV?  I’m sure there will be plenty of commercials for Trump products — cufflinks, steaks, board games, wine, ties, modeling schools, get rich seminars, penis enlargement, women’s shoes, etc..

There will also be many commercials for Trump University (since renamed) and plenty of shots of his properties. Wrestlers leg syndrome. Apple Pie in Golden Pans!

Placebo syndrome.

I expect some sort of news element, outdoing Fox News with more sexism, more sex, and more utterly retarded points of view.

Naked News?

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Doing a followup!


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What a collection of idiots. The yellow dress is his campaign’s african-american. He’s big with the mexicans too. Geraldo serves him Taco Bowls once a year.

 

Rumors are circulating that he could buy Oprah’s struggling network, or some other existing media company and just do what he always does – rebrand.

See, Don hasn’t built anything from scratch since the 80’s unless it’s a pyramid scheme or infomercial.

The new TRUMPTV™ might even have it’s own version of The Apprentice, regardless if NBC sues. Don doesn’t mind being sued, or suing. This man has 3500 active lawsuits!

 

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Bring it NBC! I invented the apprentice, I can prove it with 35 lawyers and endless free nights at my resorts.

 

 

The scary man with the short fingers does not want to be president. No 70 year old billionaire should want to be president.

Prez is alot of hard work and compromise and representing all of america, not just the parts you agree with.

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Everything here is fabulous. I put my name on it now it’s fabulous. Pay no attention to my child-like hands.

 

 


Update – here’s Penn Jillette talking about Donald and his reality show:

 

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Blue Collar Billionaires

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There’s no such thing.

This showboat dickhead lives in golden towers, in a gold-encrusted apartment, and sits on furniture with golden threading. Every bit of his life has been cheating, loopholing, and leveraging the silver spoon he was born with.

If there were any such thing as a blue-collar billionaire, Don John Drumpf is not it.

He’s dripping with condescension for the common man. Anyone who throws money around like that is.


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Oh yeah — he’s also a con artist. His targets are the fools that want to be stupid boasting show-off rich like him.

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Don The Con Attacking Judges

The fun continues — Trump’s antics are driving the republicans crazy. He’s indefensible, leaving their defenses as pretty entertaining internet stuff.

Donald thinks judges of Mexican or Muslim descent can’t be impartial to him.

Judges of human descent can’t be impartial to this idiot.

“Look at my african-american over there”  – Donald Trump, June 2016

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Drumpf Regret

Well that ended quicker than I thought. Cruz and Kasich drop and Don has the republican nomination.

It’s up to Hillary to save us from this nightmare:

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Don is a tired old man and it’s starting to show.

 

That should be fun. I really still can’t see most mainstream republicans supporting Drumpf. They will try to shine up his good points and generally fall in line behind him, but when asked to explain their support it will either be simple sloganistic points or confused gobbledygook.

He has many liberal policies and quite a few nonsensical ones as well, so watching the surrogates will be the real entertainment.

I guess Cleveland is happy, maybe not. There will still be the protests on the street, even if the delegates are eating Trump steaks served by teenage modelesque girls with thick eastern european accents.

Cleveland will still be overrun by a strange mix of christians, pagans, pro wrestling fans, and hillbillies calling themselves republicans, doing all they can to avoid the local populace and the various imported liberal opportunists.

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Wow the Republicans are fucked – they don’t even know half of the dirt they get with donny.

The archives are just opening into the fascinatingly horrible life he has made for himself. Money just can’t buy you love or class.


First we have this fascinating tale from 1991.

The one where little donny evicts his girlfriend Marla from one of his apartments, WHILE still married to Ivana…

WHILE at the same time planting the story in the local press that he’s now dating a famous Italian model…

WHILE AT THE SAME TIME pretending to be his own PR agent named John Miller and calling a reporter to confirm the story and brag further about his client’s beautiful conquests…

WHILE picking an Italian model that really existed, had nothing to do with him, who when hearing of this story called him a “lunatic”….

and who eventually ended up as the first lady of Italy!

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YES. Read that again, take it in, then get even more sordid details here.

(Italy appears to be Donald’s model for the US – their prime minister for many years was a loudmouthed playboy who ran the media and had several lovers, if not sex parties, while PM.)


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Next up there’s this video clip from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous in 1994 where don and now 2nd wife Marla are asked what they think they imparted into their 1 year old daughter.

Don actually says his baby received from her mother “nice legs and, well, it’s too soon to tell…” (cups his breasts)!

His 1 year old daughter.

Daddy thinks she already has sexy legs and soon enough, a nice rack.

This guy = yuck.



Yeah this same guy:

 

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Now that ain’t right. Don with his then 15-year old daughter and two humping birds.


Also in the coming soon department – Trump Modeling Agency – we shall be investigating their use of work visas for bikini models and future wives, including Melanija Knavs, now known as Melania Trump.

How does that jibe with his immigration rhetoric? Horribly of course.

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Knavs blasting muslims and black protesters off the Trump jet. This is real.


They might actually end up shooting at each other this summer in Cleveland. Lord knows Clevelanders and their cops spend enough time shooting at each other already. A million armed christians and wrestling fans should really mix well with the local poor and entirely liberal populace.

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Showdown in #TheLand

I’ve said from the start that the don didn’t want the white house. This is all a brand building move.

Cue his final act, suing everyone in america for not recognizing his greatness and crowning him king. Launch the new TV show by June.

The Tangerine Huckster

This guy nails it – Drumpf is coming apart at the seams. His Reality TV haterade works but hopefully not on a majority of americans. His latest fuckup was around abortion – saying women who have abortions would have to be punished if abortions were indeed made illegal.


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I guess this really upsets the pro-life movement, who work extremely hard to avoid attacking pro-choice women and instead blame our pro-choice society on women’s health advocates. This is why abortion doctors and Planned Parenthood are seen as targets to the pro-life nuts, as opposed to the citizens that choose to use their legal services.

Trumpf walked it back immediately, issuing the rare correction and apology for mis-speaking. But the damage is done. The pro-life people never trusted Drumpf to begin with, and with good reason. He’s been pro-choice his whole life, up until the last few years as he was considering running as a republican.

He also claims his conversion away from pro-choice was because of a pregnant couple he was friends with, who after contemplating an abortion raised a great kid. This conversion story holds no water whatsoever, even with pro-lifers, since it’s not based in reality. If you care about abortion you don’t decide, and then change, your stance in your 60’s based on 1 case of a pregnant friend. There’s no meat there. It’s just a cover story to get him onto the pro-life side for this election.

Even the low IQ types that have been falling for his act are starting to get dim little bulbs of concern creaking on over their heads.


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Did someone say low IQ? You betcha.

 


 

Another interesting point is what might happen with the Trumpets if their man backs down, quits, takes his ball and goes home.  Of course he’ll never lose, that’s for losers.

What will all of his loser supporters do with that pent up anger? Watch out america.

Undercover At A Trump Rally

This brave guy donned a trucker hat and a dumb t-shirt and attended a Trump rally.

It’s no surprise what he found – a mass of fat, uneducated flesh salivating at any pro-wrestling style fake punch that Trump threw.  Code words, chants, intimidation, and lots of lies.

We get angry old man blaming Brown vs Board of Education. We get camo-covered potato heads. We get yellow-toothed angry mommas. We get it all – the worst of america at a Trump rally.

10 separate, well timed interruptions by – and ejections of – protesters kept Donny looking tough, strutting around the stage, while his nonsensical rants fired up the crowd.

They are so happy they have somewhere to go to be openly racist.


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I’ve been watching WWII In Color and have been mesmerized by the faces of the citizens supporting Hitler before the war. Trump crowds seem scarier and more unhinged than even nazi crowds. No hindsight.


With all this data tracking going on, any day now the data will mark us politically and I believe our economy will suffer greatly. Most of us will shop and do business politically when armed with this data.

I know I wouldn’t spend a penny with a single business any of those Trump people own or work at. Although I have a feeling most are unemployed or already taking their gov’t disability/retirement check.

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Mein Drumpf

He has studied. He can read both words and people. He is not foolish.

Demagogue. Look it up if you don’t know the word.

The body language is the same. The slogans similar. The crowd control identical.

The argument is similar. The media complicity.

America is suffering oversteer. Obama 08 showed racism was outmoded. Mein Drumpf is showing it’s stronger than ever.

Oversteer can lead to a crash. I hope not. White knuckle time.

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Trump and Italian dictator Benito Mussolini on Apr. 7, 1936.

 

The Kids React To Donny Drumpf

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Thank god these kids see through the act. I ran across a group of kids spouting Trump sayings last week and I wanted to take them to their parents and be like ‘what the fuck!?!’

It’s amazing – the GOP candidate actually holds positions that can get kids in trouble in school. Not very presidential, that’s for sure.


 

All kids should have to watch the movie Idiocracy in middle school government class.

Donny Drumpf Kicks Out Black Students Standing Silently

Donny Drumpf goes to speak at a college in Georgia. Students show up to hear what he has to say.

A group of 15+ students show up wearing mostly black and go to their seats. They are african-american. Once they are in place, and before the speech, they stand in silence.

Soon Donny’s Secret Service approaches and says they will have to leave. Some are shocked and most are filming it. The local police then come over to escort them out. Shouting and booing happens. The students are removed from the event. At their own school. While silent. Donny then strolls in to his all-white drumpfets screaming wildly and serves up the racist red meat.

The students hang outside. No other people inside the arena walk out, boo the treatment, or otherwise protest.


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You think he’s going to try this again? Hopefully every person darker than paste in the location of donny drumpf’s next few events is pulling out their black shirt and texting their crew.  If security asks tell them you are Cuban-Americans for Trump or something.

Bring it donny. If you are trying to start a civil war please do it before the election.

Classic drumpf-ism.


 

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