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	<title>WFNK.COM :: ITSAFUNKeWORLD &#187; Cleveland</title>
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		<title>Another Lost Gem</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2012/03/another-lost-gem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 05:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one's local: Cleveland’s Black Rock Legacy: Purple Image. This band was based in the same neighborhood as The Flux-adel Recording Division's current home, and you might have heard of the Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, another band from this part of town. True lyrics from the east side of Cleveland. You want tough? We know tough. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one's local: <a href="http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/clevelands_black_rock_legacy_purple_image">Cleveland’s Black Rock Legacy: Purple Image</a>. This band was based in the same neighborhood as The Flux-adel Recording Division's current home, and you might have heard of the Bone Thugs 'n Harmony, another band from this part of town.</p>
<p>True lyrics from the east side of Cleveland. You want tough? We know tough.</p>
<p><iframe width="550" height="413" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/h0zQNIUDcU0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>As a side note to the excellent music, what's with the word-bending genre divisions going on with music? This is clearly to me some serious rock and roll, as soulful and heavy as anything I've heard. So don't let color get in the way of your descriptions, just enjoy the beauty and reality of your surroundings.</p>
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		<title>Knocked Me To My Knees</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2012/02/knocked-me-to-my-knees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 08:41:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I'm going local for this post, internet. Here's a nice reunion show from one of my towns finest bands ever, First Light: It's enough past valentine's day right?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm going local for this post, internet. Here's a nice reunion show from one of my towns finest bands ever, First Light:</p>
<p><iframe width="550" height="413" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9RYK1Gbgoz0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It's enough past valentine's day right?</p>
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		<title>So Bright Up Here</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2011/12/so-bright-up-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:23:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I present to you one of Cleveland's finest new talents... Mr. Gnome]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I present to you one of Cleveland's finest new talents... Mr. Gnome</p>
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		<title>The Land of Opportunity</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2011/09/the-land-of-opportunity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a good clip from PBS about the environs I call home. Cleveland's rapid population decline over the last 40 years has left a mess, but there are real estate and structures available everywhere. Budget buyers aren't always good for a neighborhood however. Watch the full episode. See more PBS NewsHour. My neighborhood isn't quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's a good clip from PBS about the environs I call home. Cleveland's rapid population decline over the last 40 years has left a mess, but there are real estate and structures available everywhere. Budget buyers aren't always good for a neighborhood however.</p>
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<p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #808080; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 514px;">Watch the <a style="text-decoration:none !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#4eb2fe !important;" href="http://video.pbs.org/video/2042877124" target="_blank">full episode</a>. See more <a style="text-decoration:none !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#4eb2fe !important;" href="http://newshour.pbs.org/" target="_blank">PBS NewsHour.</a></p>
<p>My neighborhood isn't quite as bad as the ones they focus on but I pedal through those parts of town all the time on my way to the studio. I'm in a bit nicer part of Cleveland and have had 4 houses demolished in my neighborhood over the last two years. I'm all for it -- Cleveland will never run out of beautiful big old houses, and the new lot allows for different housing styles or more green space. Urban farming is growing fast in Cleveland, and the county land bank will usually give you property for pennies per square foot if you purchase on a blighted street.</p>
<p>It's up to us to build our futures. Cleveland (like most old US cities) has plenty of issues but this creates plenty of opportunities. There are some small packets of neighborhood revitalization going on even in the worst areas and I've seen more hope than despair over the last couple of years. When you hit bottom there's only one way to go.</p>
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		<title>The End of That</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2011/06/the-end-of-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“At the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail – at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today,” James said. “They have the same personal problems they had today … “They [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>“At the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail – at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today,” James said. “They have the same personal problems they had today …</p>
<p>“They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal, but they have to get back to the real world at some point.”</p></blockquote>
<p>Sorry Lebron I think we are done forever now. I went online/on-record and tried to defend him over the years. My eyes saw what most of you saw - this kid could be the best baller ever. He had game falling out of his pockets by the time he was 16. By 19 he was unstoppable by any other player in the game. Most of the rumors around town about LBJ's attitude seemed just that, rumors and jealousy. His game started to peak. Every season wasn't enough and whatever new skill he developed over the off-season wasn't enough to get any chips.</p>
<p>Then the rumors started up again, but this time they were far more serious than being a bad tipper -- "he doesn't have it, man, he's just along for the ride" said the whispers.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 330px"><img title="A love lost" src="http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2011/06/ipt/1307954323.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" /><p class="wp-caption-text">A love lost</p></div>
<p>When he stiffed the cavs and his most loyal fans in summer 2010 I refrained from posting anything based on pure emotion -- after all, most people in cleveland would strongly consider taking a job offer in miami. That's cool I get it. But do you shit on your people on the way out? Do you tell everyone in your new place they have never had it as good as now? Thank god miami, your savior from akron has arrived. Yeah right! He was our savior and our savior only, and he pissed away that role years ago.</p>
<p>I guess that's all I have to say on it. After the game last night when Lebron gave us "I'm rich bitch!" I actually felt bad for him for the first time since he was 19.</p>
<p>He doesn't get it and that's that. Money does not equal happiness nor can it buy a championship. The cavs start rebuilding this year and life goes on.</p>
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		<title>Crawling Into the 21st Century</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2011/04/crawling-into-the-21st-century/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 17:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The old industrial city where I was born hit it's industrial peak anywhere from 40 to 100 years ago, depending on who you ask and how you count. Regardless, it's been a while since this place has cracked the Top 15 amongst US cities in any categories considered economic growth. But it's a cheap place [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The old industrial city where I was born hit it's industrial peak anywhere from 40 to 100 years ago, depending on who you ask and how you count. Regardless, it's been a while since this place has cracked the Top 15 amongst US cities in any categories considered economic growth. But it's a cheap place to live, the weather is as amazingly varied as anywhere on the planet, and the residents have lots of culture, parks, and choice of neighborhood style (at least for an American city).</p>
<p><a href="http://youtu.be/tr169zvYOsM" target="_blank">Here's a time-lapse video</a> of the big research university in town putting up it's 1st wind turbine on campus:</p>
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<p>This one is actually the 3rd in town (there's one at <a href="http://www.glsc.org/" target="_blank">The Great Lakes Science Center</a> and one owned by a private business) but this turbine is symbolic because this university could be the hub of renewable energy R&amp;D in this part of the country, and is one of the forces behind getting the first wind farm on the US Great Lakes - the <a href="http://www.greengrowthcc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lake-erie-first-wind-farm.jpg" target="_blank">Lake Erie Wind Farm</a> being designed off the shores of Cleveland.</p>
<p>Pretty cool stuff! This is all over northern europe but those governments are far more progressive (and government-controlled) than the good ole usa. At least we are trying to move forward. I know that Cleveland knows it can't go back to manufacturing steel parts for the half of the world, but we do have the infrastructure to build whatever we choose.</p>
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		<title>Hurts So Bad</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2011/02/hurts-so-bad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you have to lose big to win in the end. Clean slate. Binge and purge. How low can you go? There is no tomorrow. It seems like it can't get any worse than this: I have to admit, it kinda feels right having the rest of the country mocking and simplifying our local issues [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you have to lose big to win in the end. Clean slate. Binge and purge. How low can you go? There is no tomorrow. It seems like it can't get any worse than this:</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Cavs heartbreak" src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5020/5407177013_1fca0faaf6_z.jpg" alt="The sun will come up tomorrow, tomorrow" width="360" height="241" /></p>
<p>I have to admit, it kinda feels right having the rest of the country mocking and simplifying our local issues again. 'Lebron left and the rest of the team is horrible' goes the line. Too bad that's not really the truth. This team currently has 2 players suited up left over from the Lebron years, and LBJ screwed them so hard with the way he handled his decision that it could take years to get back to being a contender.</p>
<p>There's also the forgotten fact that there is serious labor trouble coming for the NBA this off-season, forcing a majority of the league to completely shut down player transactions this season due to the fear of union renegotiations coming soon. The Cavs started this year with a mish-mash team with little offensive talent, and have been completely handcuffed from starting any rebuilding this season. So it's lose time, and then go out and lose lose lose lose some more. Hard to watch but so is 2 feet of snow and 10 degrees, again.</p>
<p>Going from first to worst almost never happens in sports, but Cleveland has always had a flair for the dramatic (especially in the failure department!). Kinda feels like the natural order is restored and my underdog status is secure. I've been divorced and I know how to recover - better, stronger, faster.</p>
<p>Lebron ain't won anything yet. The challenge still stands. Go Cadavers!</p>
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		<title>What Should I Do? How About a Video Response</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2010/11/what-should-i-do-how-about-a-video-response-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:22:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not since the Browns left Cleveland for Baltimore 15 years ago has the city received so much moral support from the rest of the country. Witness South Park's take on the Unchosen One's "explanation". Too funny. Mysterion RisesTags: SOUTHPARKEric Cartman,Mysterion,more... "With every goddess a let down every idol a bring down It gets you down [...]]]></description>
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<p>Not since the Browns left Cleveland for Baltimore 15 years ago has the city received so much moral support from the rest of the country. Witness South Park's take on the Unchosen One's "explanation". Too funny.</p>
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<p>"With every goddess a let down<br />
every idol a bring down<br />
It gets you down</p>
<p>But the search for perfection<br />
your own predilection<br />
Goes on and on and on"</p>
<p>-- Bryan Ferry/Roxy Music "Mother of Pearl"</p>
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		<title>The Cleveland Superbomb</title>
		<link>http://wfnk.com/blog/2010/10/the-cleveland-superbomb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 20:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ezzy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have a new video from 2MERICA posted. This one gets you on the bike and zooming around town with Ezraz Jones and his panfunktual bonobos. Watch out for the signs! We have some pre-winter storms rolling through so I watch this with instant nostalgia. Stupid skorpion monkeys.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="posterous_autopost">We have a new video from 2MERICA posted. This one gets you on the bike and zooming around town with Ezraz Jones and his panfunktual bonobos. Watch out for the signs!<object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="500" height="417" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="wmode" value="window" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZLU7ZN28KA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="500" height="417" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZLU7ZN28KA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="window"></embed></object></p>
<p>We have some pre-winter storms rolling through so I watch this with instant nostalgia. Stupid skorpion monkeys.</p>
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		<title>Your New #23</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Thursday, July 8th at 9pm, two men will take their respective stages and perform their act. These two men, Ezrazmus Jones and Lebron James, use the much-maligned and misunderstood city of Cleveland as their castle grounds. King Lebron resides in the southern region of the kingdom, while his apostle Ezrazmus resides on the northside. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="posterous_autopost">This Thursday, July 8th at 9pm, two men will take their respective stages and perform their act. These two men, Ezrazmus Jones and Lebron James, use the much-maligned and misunderstood city of Cleveland as their castle grounds. <a href="http://lebronjames.com" target="_blank">King Lebron</a> resides in the southern region of the kingdom, while his apostle Ezrazmus resides on the northside.</div>
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<div class="posterous_autopost">If Lebron leaves, Cleveland, you still have Ezraz - your new number 23! We will be watching ESPN at The Duck Island Club, 2102 Freeman Ave. Cleveland, OH, 44113.</div>
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<p>The 2nd Northside Nights All Cleveland Music Night is kicking off after Lebron's press conference this Thursday, and it's gonna be a hell of a night depending on what the King announces.</p>
<p>If he stays, we party all night with great Cleveland music, film, and basketball dreams. If he goes, we party all night with great Cleveland music, film, and basketball memories. Either way we party all night and we play the best Cleveland music you've never heard.</p>
<p>Buy local, listen local, love local: Northside Nights Cleveland Music Night, "W or W/O", this Thursday. Check out the playlist from last month's Night on <a href="http://wfnk.com/blog/?p=207" target="_blank">WFNK.com here</a>.</p>
<p>Ezzy</p>
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		<title>Lebron Loves the Hype</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 20:25:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, life just got more complicated, check this out: CLEVELAND, OHIO - The man known as "King James" shocked the sports world today by announcing he would forego his NBA free agency and instead sign with little known team The 2merican Dirt Devils. Potentially sacrificing hundreds of millions of dollars, Lebron says this unheralded move [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, life just got more complicated, check <a href="http://2merica.com/?p=47" target="_blank">this</a> out:</p>
<blockquote><p>CLEVELAND, OHIO - The man known as "King James" shocked the sports world today by announcing he would forego his NBA free agency and instead sign with little known team The 2merican Dirt Devils. Potentially sacrificing hundreds of millions of dollars, Lebron says this unheralded move was done "just for the funk of it."</p>
<p>This amazing development, the latest in James' contractual ballyhoo that has gone into a fever pitch since Wednesday, is unheralded in the sports world even for a number 23. But unlike the process so far, this begs even more questions. Who are the Dirt Devils? What and where is 2merica? What does Kobe think?</p>
<p>For some answers on this rapidly developing story, we turned to Fugfayz Bookman, commissioner of the EBA, the league that sponsors the 2mericans. This mysterious basketball league won't divulge where they hold their games, the current standings, or even what the E stands for, but Mr. Bookman claims LeBron will fit right in. "We started a fight club, but with basketballs." When pressed about the ability of the Dirt Devils to match the Cleveland Cavaliers' multimillion dollar budget and lavish treatment of it's superstar players, Mr. Bookman boasted "We use eBay alot, so we have some nice stuff."</p>
<p>The only other EBL player making himself available to the press is Ezrazmus Jones, a forward for the 2merican squad and biggest star (until now). "We are excited" said the calm EzRaz, whose mercurial and magical nature on court has earned him the nickname "Elemento". "LeBron is a great Ohio Player so he should fit right in. I walk past that huge-ass sign of his all the time and I like it." When asked if he could release any further information on the team or the management he laughed and declined, but he did direct us to his compuserve electronic mail account. He then said "Twitter my gopher" and ended the interview.</p>
<p>Finally replying to our queries through email, Jones continued to boast about his team, seemingly unaware of the hoopla surrounding him and the situation. "We have some great young talent to add to the mix so it should be a killer year. Both Jak "DirtyHott" Hanksta and Dragon Mikocovic are young ballers, and we know Coach Rudy will work them in quickly."</p>
<p>Coach Rudolph Irisarzo is the man tasked with incorporating James' amazing talent. "I accept this challenge. It is a sign. LeBron will be surrounded with talent, a great group of guys." The King and two rookies will join an established core of big red Jaimeson "Sevenem" Lowell down low and Louie "Stonerock" Heat setting the tempo. Unlike the NBA, there will be plenty of balls to go around. "Now, the adjustment won't be easy" opines Irisarzo, "so we gone 'head and hired a personal liason for Lebron, a great fella named Jesus. LeBron will feel right at home with Jesus on speed-dial."</p>
<p>Stay tuned basketball fans as this story will be updated with breaking news. Surely you should refresh this story and yourself often. ¥Associated Pruss 2010<br />
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		<title>Live Mashed Potato Succotash</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:21:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ezrazmus Elemento Jones (aka DJ Raz) performs live tonight, smashing genres and resetting standards all over. Funk, rock, soul, and dub all get in the mix, fondling for fun and profit. In your face chaos. Add cheap drinks and beautiful mutants and you have a double hockey stick kind of night.It's all at the Duck [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="posterous_autopost">Ezrazmus Elemento Jones (aka DJ Raz) performs live tonight, smashing genres and resetting standards all over. Funk, rock, soul, and dub all get in the mix, fondling for fun and profit. In your face chaos. Add cheap drinks and beautiful mutants and you have a double hockey stick kind of night.It's all at the Duck Island Club tonight (under new management) in beautiful Cleveland Ohio. It's summer so hold your excuses.</p>
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